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Most People Just Complain – Are Not Problem Solvers

– NO THIS IS NOT COMEDY – (BUT IT MAY SOUND FUNNY)

Everyday you hear people complaining about their problems – from their job, their food, their car, their money, their clothes, and even more dumb things like their banks, their school, the city they live in, even their own friends and family. Every day all around the world they complain. Why are they complaining? Because they are like the kid who no body pays attention too – so they have make more noise – until one day they go nuts and do violence – the most stupid thing of all. I have one thing to tell these people – quit being so hypocritical and SOLVE YOUR FREAKING PROBLEMS !. If you can’t solve them alone get some other person to help you. Maybe someone whose actually smart. You were obviously born in this world to do something – so get going and stop crying about how bad you have it. I am not a professional counselor – but I am not stupid either – like many people are:

Here are some pointers for you:

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If your car is giving you problems – fix the damn thing, trade it away, buy another one or get rid of it and take public transportation

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If you don’t “have enough money” – sell something, go do a side job, get a loan, or ask one of your better friends for help. Maybe you can ask a rich guy/ if you know one. Because anyone with a fat wallet willl always have friends smelling the oder of that wallter. Or make a trade – say this “fix my car, and will give you my stereo in exchange” — Or just grow a pair and ask your greedy employer for a freaking raise – but please don’t go a rob a bank – that is so stupid.

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If your apartment or house is the problem – MOVE to another better one or move in with a good friend until you can find a better place to live.

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Don’t like your city or town? See Above

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You don’t like the laws or regulations of your stupid city – first see if you put those leaders there? Vote them out. Or petition to change the rules and regulations.

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You have problems with your friend – get another friend.

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Your girlfriend didn’t like your new shirt – get a another shirt or another girlfriend!

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You have problems being late to work? Move across the street from your employer – then you should never be late anymore. And if you are still late – then it’s you – you are the problem.

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The dog chewed up your shoes ?? – give the dog away ! Or buy new shoes and spray them with Lysol – dogs hate the smell of Lysol !

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Having problems with your health? Quit eating like a porker, and eat healthy food.
Almost 90 percent of the problems people have with their health are related to what you eat. Eat healthy – and educate yourself about food.

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You’re getting to Fat? Weight problems? Read the above.

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You say people hate you? Well, it’s probably you and not them. Watch what you say, before opening your freaking mouth – or better yet – be quiet and quit complaining so much. The world doesn’t revolve around you – it’s the other way around !!

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Smoking or Drinking problems – grow two testicles, or a new backbone and quit cold turkey. Grow up .. You’re a adult ! You can’t stop drinking booze – quit going to places that serve it ! Can’t stop smoking? Come on.!!!! Who is more intelligent and bigger and more powerful? You – or that stupid cancer stick you suck on?

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Have problems with your family – go make a family of GOOD FRIENDS – and replace your family with them instead – family is not necessarily blood-related you know.

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Your wife or husband is the problem? Get a divorce. Not easy you say..? Who said life was fair in this stupid crazy world?? You made the choice to marry, now you need to unwind the clock and you may find that living alone can sometimes bring you peace of mind.

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Your employer is giving you problems? Get another job – they come a dime a dozen…

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Have medical problems? Go to a free clinic. There are many of them.

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Have pain – take an aspirin or any other pain reliever! If you don’t like taking medicine, then quit complaining of your pain.

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Money problems? Work two jobs, or find a rich guy to help you. You say you don’t know any rich guys? Look into the internet – there are many ways to get help with free agencies – Or find yourself a private institute that helps people. Just don’t write to Peter Worthington – or his mascot Perry – both of these blokes are having ‘temporary’ finance problems – for the meantime. I know. I work for them !

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WHAT YOU CAN NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT:
The Weather. Forget about it – or just move to a place that has better weather. But remember – you can’t control the weather – but you can protect yourself from it. Make some adjustments.

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If you problems still don’t go away – then you are the problem. You know in this terrible world the cause of most problems are the same people that created them -– that means you ! Remember – most people would love to have EVERYTHING – but they don’t want to be responsible for ANYTHING !! So If your problems hang around – Go see a shrink – You’re probably demented or close to it. Think about it.

Last thoughts: If you have problems – and you need advice – just do not go to a person who has more problems than you – one thing you don’t need is more is access baggage from some other idiot who’s drowning in more problems than you are.. And just for thoughts – if you want to find people with NO PROBLEMS – go to a cemetary. There’s plenty there.
- Paul Adams