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19 March 2026 CyberGuard 6 Adams Wins To Have ‘Baked Rabbit’ served in Cafeteria on Easter Weekend – Danny Duran says ‘Adams is crazy and uneducated’ (Story Below)

– [topic: Unpopular CyberGuard 6 said he was giving ‘everyone’ a gift on Easter Sunday]


Many CyberGuards were discussing what kind of ‘gifts’ that CyberGuard 6 Paul Adams was bringing to the Easter Sunday Brunch on April 5. “Well I think he’s giving me a min-midget doll..” said Mitch Jordan. Another CyberGuard – 22 Shoemaker said he ‘wanted nothing from that demon’ – in which Adams has already told him ‘you can throw it away – anyone can do what ever they wants with a gift’. Peter Worthington, who is also on the list to receive a gift said “I don’t know. I want nothing from him. I’ll probably donate the ‘gift’ to anyone who wants it..”. Michael Doel said everyone should write down what they think Adams is gifting and the winner takes the unwanted gifts home.. Daniel Duran said “I’m probably getting a ‘goodbye note’ since he said he ‘defriended me a few days ago..” When Mitch Jordan asked Hector Pacheco, who is now out of probation, that he should know more information because ‘Adams and Pacheco both come out of the same alley’ Pacheco got furious and left – on his way out he said “Adams is not a nice person – so the gifts are probably not nice either”. When Jordan approached Pacheco near the exit hall, Pacheco raised his voice and said ‘stay away from me you midget – I don’t want you to accuse me of harassing you for the 200th time..” Jordan has filed complaints against Pacheco 6 times the past 7 years. When Pacheco saw Adams yesterday he told Adams he wanted ‘no gifts’ from him either. Adams said “maybe I’ll send you a picture of Ben Hollister without a shirt for you gift. Pacheco said he gave Adams the bird and left.

25 March: Woman in El Salvador wants to ‘adopt’ Mitch Jordan

A woman who’s name is being withheld, has written CyberGuard 2 Mitch Jordan that she wants to ‘adopt’ him because his parents disowned him 15 years ago. “She’s written to me about 20 times saying she ‘knows all about me’ and wants to be my ‘new mother’ said Jordan. Many CyberGuards were laughing at Jordan after he explained ‘his silly story’ to several CyberGuards at the Cyber-Cafeteria. Jordan said that the woman said that he is lying about his 31 years of age and is ‘really about 14 or 15 years old’. In reality, Jordan could easily pass for a 14 or 15-year-old. “She last emailed me on 22 March telling me that ‘in Ireland they don’t know how to raise kids, and that all the big CyberGuards might try to hurt me because I’m just a ‘little boy’ and they are all big men. In another email that Jordan showed Duran she wrote “In Ireland they could try to turn you into little girl because that country hates men, and they will try to convince you that changing you into a girl is better for you since you are gay”. Work colleague Danny Duran told Jordan to “thank her for her offer, but no thanks”. “The woman is probably demented” said Danny. “El Salvador is 3rd world country in which people barely have running water and electricity”. — Posted by CyberGuard 36

21 March 2026: CyberGuards have Birthday Gatherings without incident

CyberGuards Daniel ‘Danny’ Duran, his partner Michael Doel, CyberGuard Emilio Perez, Associate Dr. Malloy and Assembly Director Matthew ‘the lamb’ Santori had a find time gathering and opening gifts during their birthday celebation all falling on the same date (Santori-exception). Their Brunch consisted of Chicken, Lamb, Biscuits, Green Salads, and Baked Alaska for a dessert. Everyone drank Ice tea and / or Lemonade. No Alcohol was served. 12 other CyberGuards also attended (CyberGuards 13, 19,20,21,22,34,32,33, 38,40 and CybeGuard 49 and 54) the festivities. No ‘happy birthdays’ were sung. Michael Doel said he was ‘getting old’ when he saw the number 34 on his birthday cards. “I can’t believe i’m 34. That’s old for me’ said the HW Associate. 4 Associates also attended and 3 Directors including Peter Worthington who was only there for only a few minutes to deliver gifts and giving the birthday Guards a hug. Worthington didn’t eat but did take slice of Baked Alaska with him to his office. – CyberGuard 20

19 March 2026 CyberGuard 6 Adams Wins To Have ‘Baked Rabbit’ served in Cafeteria on Easter Weekend – Danny Duran says ‘Adams is crazy and uneducated’

Paul Adams won the right to make his ‘baked rabbit’ dinner during the week the Christian CyberGuards have their Easter Festivities. CyberGuard 22 Kyle Shoemaker, who is Baptist was outraged and had to be restrained from physically attacking Adams. Shoemaker threatened him saying ‘this is far from over you son-of-bitch..’. Many CyberGuards were angry at Adams who they consider a trouble maker. But many of the Assembly were shocked seeing Shoemaker so angry”.. “He is always a quiet guy.. He never gives us any problems..” said Daniel Duran. Duran said he would meet with Peter Worthington to resolve the problem. CyberGuard 49 Bocanegra who is very spiritual, said Adams just wanted ‘attention’. “There will be other food served, but he didn’t want any CyberGuards mentioning ‘Easter’ or ‘Good Friday’ .. He hates anything that has to do with Christianity… he’s told practically everyone that since he began working here 13 years ago .. At least that is what Mitch Jordan has told me many times before..” CyberGuard 17 Danny Duran said he did not care that Adams wanted to make his ‘rabbit’ for Easter even though it was insulting to many other CyberGuards. “Paul knows nothing about Christ or being a real Christian – he’s uneducated when it comes to God or the Bible. Rabbits and Easter are not even related in any way. Just like Christmas has nothing to do with ‘santa claus’ either – all that is fake theology – made up by pagans hundreds of years ago….“ Kyle Shoemaker said he would ‘refuse’ to sign any documents if he is ‘written up’ for threatening Adams.. Shoemaker said “..Adams has always been a ‘troublemaker‘..” and that “Adams never wants to see anyone happy except himself…” The outspoken Adams has very few friends at The Assembly according to everyone who works there.

12 March 2026: CyberGuard Ben Hollister asks Directors not to punish CyberGuard 15 Pacheco for Drinking incident

CyberGuard 34 Ben Hollister asked all the directors not to punish CyberGuard 15 Hector Pacheco for trying to get him drunk at Pacheco’s domicile on 20 Feb. “I like Hector, and he already apologized to me. I know he has problems, and I don’t want him punished in any way” Hollister pleaded to CEOs Perry Hollingsworth and Peter Worthington. “We will consider what you have said in his defense – but Pacheco has been under probation for the May 2025 incident of ‘outing you’ along with your former girlfriend – and both incidents occured inside Chapter 9 facilities” said Hollingsworth. Hollister retorted: “Yes, yes, I know but both incidents were against me – I was the victim, and I am pleading to you not to punish Mr. Pacheco. Please…”. Both CEOs said they would take into consideration his plea. Meanwhile, Pacheco will be meeting with Peter Worthington on 14 Mardh to discuss the incident, and any action that could be taken against the beleaguered and troubled CyberGuard.

CyberGuard Daniel Duran and his partner Michael Doel have opened a new Foundation – The DEF for Disabled and Elderly Foundation to collect provisions, cash and assistance for Disabled and Elderly Individuals. “Not enough is done for these 2 groups of people” said Duran. Michael and I will begin initiating the new Foundation on 30 May 2026. Michael and I will begin by putting 9 million Euro as the first donation from us. Many CyberGuards who heard about Duran’s new initiative said they would like to contribute as well. Duran is good in collecting donations for the disadvantage, the elderly and the disabled. Mitch Jordan said “He and I collected over 700,000 E in just 3 weeks to support WJG’s and HW’s elderly while HollingsWorthington is restoring their finance losses from the UK’s exit fees”. Peter Worthington was very pleased by Duran’s offering to help the elderly. Duran wrote to co-workers, members, non-members and his proprietors that if they had no time for the elderly and the disabled – he would have little or no time for them. “I like what Peter wrote last year about contributions to help the disabled and the elderly – and I am adopting it into my philosophies. Paul Adams said “My.. What a complete change in attitude. Back in 2020 when I met Duran, he didn’t give a flying fit about the elderly. He even told some old woman once in Argentina that she was ‘too old’ and she should just consider euthanasia”.

Later in the day, after Mark Blankenship heard of Duran’s efforts, he also said he would contribute 1 million Euro. “I am still recovering also from exit fees, but my losses were not even near those of Peter’s and Perry’s”..

27 FEB. 2026

HW AND WJG ASSOCIATES SAY THEY RARELY DATE CYBERGUARDS

In an open conversation, Dr. Medina was having lunch with 9 Associates when the subject of dating Assembly CyberGuards came up, and Medina said “I’ve dated only 4 CyberGuards the past 9 years since I arrived”. Other Associates at the luncheon said “Me Too”. Dr. Malloy is the only Associate who has dated more CyberGuards than anyone else. Malloy said “I have gone on a date with 15 CyberGuards about 55 times the past 6 years”. Everyone one else said “that’s a high number”. Malloy is very popular among the CyberGuards with his open and charming Irish and Ukrainian personality. Almost all the Associates at the table confessed that the most popular CyberGuards they did date where Danny Duran, Mitch Jordan, Stephan Morkowski and CyberGuard 22 Kyle Shoemaker. After Malloy, Abraham Zaslavsky dated the second most. Abraham said I date about 5 CyberGuards twice a year”. Zaslavsky said his favorite CyberGuards to date where Danny, Mitch, Ben Hollister, Bocanegra and CyberGuard 18 Matthew Santori.

25 FEB. 2026

CYBERGUARD 15 PACHECO APOLOGIZES TO BEN HOLLISTER FOR DRINKING INCIDENT

CyberGuard 15 Hector Pachecho apologized to CyberGuard Ben Hollister for trying to get him drunk Friday night (Feb 20). “It was wrong, and I really am sorry” said Pacheco to Hollister. Pacheco admitted to wanting to take Hollister to bed with him. Hollister accepted his apology, and said he would make arrangements to sexually ‘hookup’ with Pacheco. “I like Hector” said Hollister to Mitch Jordan. “I think I will just invite him over for sex maybe in early March – without any alcohol”.. Pacheco admitted he has been trying to ‘bed’ Hollister now for months. “I really want him – physically speaking..” said Pacheco. Hollister said he had ‘an idea’ that Pacheco was attracted to him as early as August 2025. Hollister said to Jordan “… I’ve never had sex with a Spanish guy… It will be my first..”

23 FEB. 2026

MITCH JORDAN CANCELS ELECTROLYSIS ON HIS CHEST

CyberGuard 2 Mitch Jordan has decided to cancel his electrolysis appointments to remove his ‘little’ chest hair that began growing last year. “I can take off manually” said the small CyberGuard. “I don’t like to remove any of my body hair, but I do prefer a smooth chest” Jordan, who is considered ‘hairy’ does not remove his abdomen hair, hair on his legs nor his pubic hair. “I just do a very light trim on those.. mostly just the edges”. Most CyberGuards do not remove their bodily hair according to Jordan.

15 FEB. 2026:

CyberGuard 2 Mitch Jordan sets date to ‘go out’ with CyberGuard Paul C. Adams –

13 NOV. 2025: Duran still reeling from personal trauma

POSTED: 25 JUNE 2025

WJG Asociate Michael Doel admits “he always wanted CyberGuard 17” (LGBC CONTENT) – 7 minute read


Michael Doel – a long time WJG CyberGuard (Cyber-11), Associate and once Assistant Director of the WJG Assembly of CyberGuards admitted he ‘always wanted CyberGuard 17 Daniel Duran‘. “Since the day I first saw and met him, I wanted to take him out on a date. He was so hot looking, sexy, and so masculine – I said to myself, ‘I want this guy’….even though I wondered whether he even liked Portuguese men like me because he was Spanish-Irish guy, and I was only 2 years older than him and he was easily a 6 footer while I stood at 6 foot 5. But Doel said Duran’s attitude was “so arrogant — he was just a total asshole with a filthy mouth and he was all about himself that turned me so off. He was worst than me I thought. I’ll admit I was arrogant and a total jerk too, but Daniel made me look like an angel. Later I found out that he was mean too. A very angry person. He was very opportunistic individual with big headed ideas and then I found out he was a whore too and also a very vengeful person. After Doel found out that Duran, smoked, drank like a fish, screwed about 100 guys a month and was a thankless person, he begin to hate Duran. With a passion. Inside 30 days I begin to loathe him and I told him so. Duran told me off many times said for me to ‘f—k off.. He was such a handsome guy with such an ugly personality”

“Then came the time In 2020 that I had to work with him in South America, and things got worse”.. Doel said that as early as 2020 he and Duran would have to work different shifts to avoid each other. Said Matthew ‘the lamb’ Santori: “…. I had to referee both of them to keep them from fighting. It was getting bad”. Then came February 17, 2021 when Matthew ’the lamb’ Santori invited Duran and his then-boyfriend Stephan Morkowski along with Doel to lunch near a park. Santori was hoping to open a friendly dialogue between Doel and Duran. Doel ordered The food but Duran noticed that Doel bought carnitas – a pork meal and Duran told him that he ‘no longer ate carnitas’ and Doel responded to Duran that Morkowski was turning him into a ‘tinkerbell’ and a ‘patsy’. When Duran stood up aggressively a fight ensued with Doel taking Duran into a headlock. “It was real bad. If Matthew Santori had not been here, I don’t know what could have happened” said Stephan Morkowski back then. Santori and Morkowski separated them after a few minutes, but Duran suffered a neck sprain, while everyone else suffered bumps, bruises and scratches. Doel was much stronger than Duran as Daniel was slender and weighed about 180 pounds or less compared to Doel’s 220 pounds. Doel was suspended after the altercation but not fired because it happened outside of the work environment, but according to both Santori and Morkowski, Doel let go of Duran after Duran had Doel’s nose pressed inside his ‘hairy’ chest since Duran’s shirt was ripped during the fight. Doel immediately let him go after that according to both witnesses. After that violent incident – Michael Doel began to change said Matthew Santori. A week after the incident, Doel appeared at Duran’s home with another WJG Associate, and asked to speak with Daniel. He was permitted to enter only with accompanied witnesses. Doel then apologized to Duran and Morkowski. Duran accepted but hesitated when Doel asked to take them both to dinner later that month. Doel said “you can select the food, and then I’ll pay. Just don’t poison me”. There was little laughter of the poor joke – but both accepted his invitation. But after those two incidents – Michael Doel was changing. He avoided Duran – which was ‘good’ for Duran, but Doel was beginning to act a little strange around Duran, but still avoiding him. Doel admitted: “after the fight I found out Duran had a scent I simply could not resist, but I could not let anyone know. Inside my mind I was going crazy to ask him if I could smell him again, or worse – If I could go out with him on a date, and I knew If did, I would be at the mercy of asking him to have sex with me. I was totally losing my mind over my once ‘worst enemy‘.. And I was losing control”. Between 2021 and 2022, Duran began to change after he lost his little brother, and his life begin to fall apart as his evil deeds of the past came back to haunt him. Duran turned to Christianity and began studying the bible. It was changing his life after he almost committed suicide in 2021. But throughout 2022 both Duran and Doel became closer – in a friendly manner. Then came the summer of 2022, when Michael said he ‘couldn’t hold back anymore’ and broke down and asked Daniel if he ‘wanted to go out with him sometime‘. Duran hesitated, but said “well, Okay” – but no date was set. Doel told Santori: “I could not control myself anymore, I would go to bed dreaming about him and me eating him all up”.

Now that both men were finally speaking to each other on a ’normal’ daily basis and with no aggression, then came July 22 2022. Doel made a surprise visit on Duran – who was single again and not dating anyone – and made a pass on him. “I put my hand on his leg and slowly moved up”. “Daniel jumped at first” said Doel, and said ’what are you doing to me??”.. but I told him “I..em.. I want to ’make out’ with you..” Doel said that Duran stood there with his mouth open – like in shock – and responded “What.? Why?”…Doel said he told him. “I.. uuh, well, I’ve always wanted to have you..” Doel said that Daniel was ’ still in shock’ and finally said ’.. Well, um.. Okay. You are a good looking dude, But when?..” “I told him – ‘I want you now‘, … here”. Doel said he made the first move, and slowly undressed Duran who didn’t move an inch.. and wasn’t surprised to see that Duran ‘had a monster for a weenie’.. “the guy was huge.. Sort’a like me, but bigger. He always had this huge bulge in his pants. That’s why I was not surprised at his size. So I had a double shot of him that night that seemed to never end. Daniel turn out to be the kind of guy that can go on all night.. He had amazing duration” said Doel. After that both men dated regularly. It was Doel that asked Duran to be his boyfriend in which Duran responded “I don’t know, we are both alpha men”. Doel told the Guards that he responded to Daniel “ I told him that we can work things out” and eventually both of them became domestic partners – after both once being ‘worst enemies’… and after 2026, many Guards are still shocked to see that both those men are still partners.

02 December 2024

Posted by CyberGuard 24

29 NOVEMBER 2024

Posted by CyberGuard 22

17 NOVEMBER 2024

CyberGuard 32 Stephan Cavaheirlo wrote on his blog he was ‘pissed off’

his new girlfriend could not visit him in his office at Chapter 7. “Hollingsworth

denied my request. He said only family-relatives could visit but not Sherri.

Cavaheirlo, 31, has been his new girlfriend Sherri for 9 months or so, but

she asked to meet him at his work. “I had to go to Waterford to meet her”

said a miffed Cavaheirlo. ” I want the rules changed soon – especially when

we move to Egypt”. Perry Holllngsworth retorted to Cavaheirlo: “Read your

employee handbook”.

13 NOVEMBER 2024

WJGAssociate Brandon Antonello felt “bad” about not being on CyberGuard’s 17

list of dates. “I thought we had become good friends the past 18 months, so, well

I left abandoned by him”. Duran told Antonello he was not planning on dating him

“anytime soon”. “I spoke to him and told him that while he is still receiving therapy

for his ‘methods’ of sexual activities – I can’t date. Let him finish his therapy, then

maybe we can have an outing” said Duran. Antonello has been in therapy for 10 months

after he was convinced by his friends that he needed ‘sexual therapy’. CyberGuard

Stephan Morkowski advised Antonello “Hey, there are plenty of single guys here that

I am sure you might be able to date – don’t just limit yourself to Duran”.. Antonello

responded that ‘Daniel is special… he is, like the Don Juan of all the Guards”.

12 NOVEMBER 2024

CyberGuard 17 Decides To Begin Dating Again

Posted by CyberGuard 31

9 NOVEMBER 2024

CyberGuards 15 and 21 call CyberGuard 40 a ‘Moodle’ and Crybaby..

CyberGuard 15 Hector Pacheo called CyberGuard 40 a CryBaby and a ‘moodle’ for complaining that he could not get any dates with other CyberGuards because he was ‘too short’.. and nobody wanted to date him.. Said Pacheco “he needs to get together with our Midget – (Mitch Jordan) who is even shorter than him because he has a hot looking boy friend in (Paulo) Montenegro. CyberGuard 21 Pablo de la Torre responded that “Mitchy IS a hot looking midget… big difference. Milton has a dog face compared to Mitch Jordan.” Milton said he felt offended and asked to speak with Matthew ‘the lamb’ Santori after the chat in the cafeteria. Santori set a meeting.

30 OCTOBER 2024

Doel says Perry Hollingsworth still has the biggest ears than anyone

Posted by CyberGuard 22

Michael Doel who had made several trips to CHAPTER 9 facilities said Perry Hollingsworth

still has the biggest ears he has ever seen. “They are enormous” said Doel. Hollingsworth,

who avoids comments made about his ears or ‘strange eyes’.. said that his ears where

nobody’s business. “So what if their big? Most people have liked them since I was a

youngster”. Many Cyberguards who are a little afraid to make any comments about their

superiors have agreed but most stay silent. CyberGuard 15 Hector Pacheco said “he’s got

money – let him get surgery to reduce their size…”. CyberGuard 2 Mitch Jordan has said he

‘loves Perry’s ears’.. “always have. They are beautiful”.

19 AUGUST 2024

Doel says he wants new CyberGuard fired and Duran to marry him in exchange for returning Posted by CyberGuard 20

Michael Doel has asked Matthew ‘the lamb’ to fire CyberGuard 44 Edwardo De Los Santos, and demanded that his ‘skinny life partner’ Daniel Duran to marry him. Both demands have been declined by both men. Doel was furious, and wrote a fierce message to Duran that he was returning soon to Chapter 7 and he has personally asked Chapter 7 to prohibit Duran from entering the premises. Duran told Doel he was ‘fine’ from being unable to enter the underground tunnel that connects Chapter 7 and 9. Peter Worthington said he would speak to Doel in person on 30 August about the separation of Duran with Doel. Doel says he want De Los Santos ousted for making sexual overtones to his ‘skinny life partner’ - not once but several times. Doel also told Mitch Jordan he had permission “to swallow up Duran..” since he knows Jordan ‘stares’ at Duran ‘all the time’…”. CyberGuard 15 Hector Pacheco commented that Doel was ‘losing his marbles’…


Senior Associate and fomer minority owner Michael Doel left his partner
Daniel Duran on August 5 after arriving in Portugal. “He wrote me a ‘dear
john’ letter saying we were finished” said a crushed Duran.
Peter Worthington offered Duran a few days of, but he refused
Duran and Doel had been together for 2 years but the
relationship had been strained. Duran said he would upload
the song “I’d wait a Million Years’ for Doel from the 1960s (Grassroots)
Mitch Jordan was seen consoling Duran hours later..

03/12/2026: “I don’t understand CyberGuard 15 Hector Pacheco. This guy is always getting into some sort of trouble – and he just won a BIG AWARD on January 2026. I know Pacheco admitted he wanted to ‘get Hollister drunk’ because he wanted to take him to bed, but there are other ways to do that – like asking him directly – instead of trying to get him drunk. Hollister does not even drink alcohol – so Pacheco was obviously slipping it into his drink . Pacheco needs help. – brian9.9.1989@ .. net

02/9/2026: “I don’t understand the hostility of people like Paul Adams picking and berating Mitch Jordan so much. I would have fired the s-o-b a long time a go… — samuel333@.. .io

11/13/2025: “tell Danny, I’ll give him that super blowjob. I’m a expert. “. — theoneguy33@… com

6/29/2025 I

I want a date with that hollister guy. Shit. He is superhot – lalonja388@ … com

6/01/2025: Hey Cyber17, damn, you are so hot! Call me! I sent you my number.. —– Don1990andbig@…com

5/13/2025: I’m interested in how you guys can listen to others on the
Cells phones! – hairyguy@ …net

3/21/2025: “that Perry guy looks like he has ears as big as clark gable.. (it happened one night) 1934…- henry690-6@…. ….me

1/17/2025: “Gee, most all you guys are real hot looking.. Think I could get a date with anyone of you?? .. – 28andlooking@ ….io


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