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Assemby of HW CyberGuards / CyberGuard 2

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WJG CYBERGUARD 2: MITCH JORDAN
Hired: June 9, 2012
BORN: Sept. 21 1994
EDUCATION: Masters Degree (Mathematics)
WORK TITLE: 2ND ASSISTANT DIRECTOR

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JOB DESCRIPTION: DARK WEB SPECIALIST

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ABOUT MITCH JORDAN:

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Mitch Jordan graduated from high school a the age of 15 in 2009. After reaching 16, he begin to attend College but left his home after his parents ostracized him after discovering their son was a mirrored male (gay). He was raised in many areas of North American due to his family constantly moving. He spent the most time in Texas (Houston-San Antonio areas). He reach out to the WJG in 2011 and begin working for them in 2012 at the age 18. He was the 1st CyberGuard hired by WJG (officially). His IQ is 143. He speaks English and ‘broken’ Spanish.

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HW/WJG AWARDS: 51

Mitch Jordan is second in award winning categories after CyberGuard 17 Daniel Duran (who has 54). He has collected 41 CyberGuard-of-the month awards since 2012, and 10 specialty awards including Most-Valuable CyberGuard (2024). Jordan is left handed, sings and plays the guitar and a little piano, and collects antiques. His favorite film is Gattaca (1997), among his top 50 Films. Jordan had a love for rap music but abandoned it for “oldies” from the 1950s to 1980s after discovering them in 2019. Jordan is short and accepts his ‘shortness’ with the word ‘Midget’ printed on his white tee-shirts. He is very popular at work but has detractors. He is WJG’s second ranked Dance Instructor. Jordan is Spiritualist Christian (Jesus Words Only). Once very liberal, he has turn more to being more conservative.

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PERSONAL INFORMATION PROVIDED: (2026)

HEIGHT: 5’2” 118 LBS. / Single male
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BACKGROUND: Jordan’s parents are divorced. His mother is English (Wales) and
His father is German/Jordanian.

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OTHER: Jordan has survived three near-fatal encounters. A multiple stabbing in
Spain (2020); a poisonous snake bite in 2022 and an assault in 2023. He survived
All of them – some just barely. Jordan looks like a small boy, and can easily pass for a grade student. He has boyish looks and grows his facial hair to make himself more “manly” looking. He claims to have been ‘bullied’ most of his life. His favorite foods are fried seafood (Shrimp), French Fries and beef Brisket. Favorite Drink: Any thing ‘diet’ except ‘zero Coke’. Also loves Water, Green Tea, and ‘Big Red‘. He has 1 younger brother (age 29) as of 2025. Nicknames: THE MIDGET. He likes to visit Houston and San Antonio on vacations when he can ‘sneak’ in. He has a boyfriend (CyberGuard 33). They met in 2021 and got together in early 2024.

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Favorite Film (out of top 50): Gattaca (1997), Ordinary People (1980)

Favorite Melody: Canon in D (1680) (End Title to Ordinary People)

Favorite Song: To Sir With Love (Lulu, 1967), You and I (Madlene Kane, 1979)

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———————- YOU AND I (MADLEEN KANE) 1979 ————————

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————————- TO SIR WITH LOVE (LULU) 1965 ——————————

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MITCH JORDAN LOVED NEIL SEDAKA (1939 – 2026): LISTEN TO HIS BIGGEST HIITS

– LAUGHTER IN THE RAIN (1975) – VIDEO / BAD BLOOD (1975) – VIDEO LYRICS

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WRITE TO JORDAN AT: MITCHJORDAN2@PROTONMAIL.COM

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Mitch Jordan bio written by WJG Associate and doctor Markian Malloy and was
Reviewed and approved by Jordan on December 4, 2024. – Updated in 2026.