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NFL Announces Pueto Rican Super Bowl Half-Time with FAKE BUNNY.

[Bad Fake Funny promises NFL not to insult the audience]

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FINAL BOTTOM TEN RANKINGS: Posted on 4 January 2026

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THURSDAY:

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BOTTOM TEN – FINAL

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10 KANSAS SILLY LADY CHIEFS
9. SINSINNATI BINGOS
8. OLD ORLEANS AINTS
7. WASHINGDUM REDSKINS
5 CLEVELAND’S CLOWNS
6 ARID-ZONA CARNIVALS
4 NEW JERSEY JIZZ

3 TENNESSETHING TIGHTENS

2 NEW JERSEY MIDGETS

1. LOSE VEGAS TRADERS 2-15 (JUST LOSE, BABY, LOSE)

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WEEK 16 SCHEDULE / BOTTOM TEN: RESULTS

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SCHEDULE: THURSDAY: LAMBS LOSE BY SHOCKING POINT

LOST ANGELES LAMBS (11-3) 37 AT SEATTLE SEAHAGS (11-3) 38

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SATURDAY GAMES:

Filthydelphia Beagles 29 at Washingdum Redskins 18
Green Bay Peckers 16 at Chicago Bares 22

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SUNDAY GAMES:

Lost Angeles DisChargers 34 at Arlington Cows 17
Kansas Silly Lady Chiefs 9 at Tennesseething Tightens 26
Tampon Bay Brokeneers 20 at Karolina Painters 23
Boofalo Pills 23 at Cleveland Clowns 20
Sinsinnati Bingos 45 at Miami Sardines 21
New Jersey Jizz 6 at Old Orleans Aints 29
MinniSoda BiQueens 16 at New Jersey Midgets 13

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SUNDAY LATE GAMES

Fittsburgh Stealers 29 at Detoothed Lions 24

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Mylanta Failcons 26 at AridZona Carnivals 19
Jocksonville JagWars 34 at Denver Donkeys 20
Lose Vegas Traders 21 at Hooston Toxins 23

SUNDAY LATE GAMES

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SUNDAY NIGHT

Old England Patriots 28 at Balti-less Blackbirds 24

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MONDAY GAMES:

Santo Clara 69ers at InDIANA Dolts

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WEEK 15 SCHEDULE./.RESULTS – INSULTS

THURSDAY:

Mylanta Failcons 29 at Tampon Bay Bockaneers 28 – UPSET

SUNDAY GAMES:

Lose Vegas Traders 0, at Filthydelphia Beagles 31
Lost Angeles DisChargers 16, at Kansas Silly Lady Chiefs 13
Cleveland Clowns 3, at Chicago Bares 31
Balti-Less 24, at Sinsinnati Bingos 0
New Jersey Jizz 20, at Jocksonfille Jagwars 48
Boofalo Pills 35, at Old England Patsies 31
Arid-zona Carnivals 20, at Hooston Toxins 40
Washingdum Redskins 29, at New Jersey Midgets 21

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LATE GAMES:

InDIANA Dolts 16 at Seattle Seahags 18
Karolina Painters 17 at Old Orleans Aints 20 (Insult)
Green Bay Peckers 26, at Denver Donkeys 34
Tennesseething Tightens 24 at Santo Clara 69ers 37
Detoothed Lions 34 at Lost Angeles Rams 41

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NIGHT

Mini-Soda BiQueens 34 at Arlington Cows 26

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WEEK 15 COMMENTS:

12-14: from thehornisblowinguy@…net; “what a laugh, the AINTS beat the panthers.. hahahah…”

12-14: from whatdoyouwant@..com: “Old rivers just couldn’t do it… man. he’s like 444 years old..”

12-14: from darlingthedog@…io “So so happy that fu-king kansas city is dead…”..

12-14: from doiingthebigoneinbed74@..net ‘.” …” hope buffalo wins the east…”

12-14: From hotjobcomings45@.. net “man this iis a freaking weird site..!!!

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12-14: From thedonnareadshow@.. net: “happy to see detriot lose. they have a shitty-mouth coach..”

12-14: From thetitanssuck@ .. net: “I don’t understand why those denver DONKEYS are good this year/? who the f–k is bo nix??”

12-14: from jaredgoof74@..net ‘.” well, at least the games were pretty good this week..”

12-14: From mikefoolio292@ .. com: “Ram-Seattle next week slug fest..”

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MONDAY

Miami Sardines 15 at Fittsburgh Stealers 28

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WEEK 14 BOTTOM TEN

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10 Miami Sardines (6-8)
9 Mini-Soda Bi-Queens (6-8)
8 Mytlanta Failcons (5-9)
7 AridZona Carnivals (3-11)
6 Cleveland Clowns (3-11)
5 Washingdum Redskins (4-10)
4 New Jersey Jizz (3-11)
3 Old Orleans Aints (4-10)
2 New Jersey Midgets (2-12)
1 Tennesseething Tightens (2-11)

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WEEK 14 SCHEDULE / RESULTS – INSULTS

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DETOOTHED LIONS MESS UP THE COWS 44-30 [PARODY FORECAST COWS WILL MISS PLAYOFFS FOR 2025 SEASON]

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THURSDAY RESULTS:

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ARLINGTON COWS 30 AT DETOOTHED LIONS 44

RAMS CRUSH CARNIVALS 45-17

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SUNDAY: RESULTS / INSULTS

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SINSINATTI BINGOS 34 BOOFALO 39
InDIANA 19 JOCKSONVILLE 36
MIAMI SARDINES 34 NEW JERSEY JIZZ 10
OLD ORLEANS AINTS 24 TAMPON BAY 20
FITTSBURGH STEALERS 27 BALTI-LESS 22
SEATTLE SEAHAGS 37 MYLANDA FAILCONS 9
TENNESEETHING TIGHTENS 31, CLEVELAND CLOWNS 29
WASHINGDUM REDSKINS 0 MINI-SODA BiQUEENS 31

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LATE GAMES:

DENVER DONKEYS 24 AT LOS VEGAS TRADERS 17
CHICAGO BARES 21 AT GREEN BAY PECKERS 28
LOST ANGELES RAMS 45 AT ARID-ZONA CARNIVALS 17

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SUNDAY NIGHT: HOOSTON SHOOTS LADY CHIEFS

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HOOSTON TOXINS 20 AT KANSAS SILLY LADY CHIEFS 10

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MONDAY NIGHT: DisChargers slam Filthy, 22-19

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FILTHYDELPHIA BEAGLES 19

LOST ANGELES DisCHARGERS 22

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BYE SCHEDULE:

NEW JERSEY MIDGETS 8 AT BYE 22

SANTO CLARO 69ERS 7 AT BYE 6

OLD ENGLAND PATSIES 9 VS. BYE 7

KAROLINE 28 VS. BYE 14

10 Miami Sardines (5-7)
9 Mini-Soda Bi-Queens (5-8)
8 Mytlanta Failcons (4-9)
7 AridZona Carnivals (3-10)
6 Cleveland Clowns (3-10)
5 Washingdum Redskins (3-10)
4 New Jersey Jizz (3-10)
3 Old Orleans Aints (2-10)
2 New Jersey Midgets (2-11)
1 Tennesseething Tightens (2-11)

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WEEK 13 BOTTOM TEN: 3 December

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WEEK 13 RESULTS / INSULTS:

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RAMS TURN TO LAMBS, LOSE TO KAROLINA PAINTERS WITH MIDGET QUARTERBACK, 28 TO 31

Sinsinnati Bingos upset Balti-less, 32-14

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WORST WEEK 12 STANDINGS

10 MIAMI SARDINES , 4-8 (Miami improving with strong new perfume)
9 ARID-ZONA CARNIVALS, 3-9
8 SINSINNATI BINGOS, 4-8 (Joe Burro with his burro to line-up)

6 CLEVELAND CLOWNS, 3-9
5 LOSE VEGAS TRADERS, 2-9 (Just lose, baby, lose)
4 N J MIDGETS, 2-9
3 OLD ORLEANS AINTS, 3-9 (Heavy duty bags now on sale)
2 N J JIZZ, 3-9
1 TENNESSETHING TIGHTENS, 1-11

WORST WEEK 13 STANDINGS posted on December 2

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WEEK 13 SCHEDULE:

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THURSDAY:

GREEN BAY PECKERS 31 DETOOTHED LIONS 24
KANSAS SILLY LADY CHIEFS 28 AT ARLINGTON COWS 31
SINSINATTI BINGOS AT BALTI-LESS, Bingos 32, Balti-less 14

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NEW JERSEY JIZZ UPSETS MYLANTA FAILCONS 27 TO 24

MIAMI SARDINES RUN OUT OF PERFUME, LOSE TO OLD ORLEANS AINTS 17-21

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FAT FRIDAY: Friday After Thanksgiving

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CHIGAGO BARES POISON THE BEAGLES

AT FILTHYDELPHA 24-15

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SUNDAY:

LOST ANGELES LAMBS 28, KAROLINA PAINTERS 31
SANTO CLARA 69ERS 26. CLEVELAND CLOWNS 8
ARID-ZONA CARNIVALS 17, TAMPON BAY 20
HOOSTON TOXINS 20, InDiana Dolts 16
JOCKSONVILLE 25, TENNESSETHING TIGHTENS 3
OLD ORLEANS AINTS 17, MIAMI SARDINES 21
MYLANTA FAILCONS 24, NEW JERSEY JIZZ 27

MINI-SODA BIQUEENS 0 AT SEATTLE SEAHAGS 26
BOOFALO JILLS 26 AT FITTSBURGH STEALERS 8
LOS VEGAS AT 14 LOST ANGELES DIS-CHARGERS 31

NIGHT
DENVER DONKEYS 27 AT WASHINGDUM REDSKINS 26 OT

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MONDAY:

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NEW JERSEY MIDGETS 15 AT OLD ENGLAND PATSIES 33

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WEEK 13 COMMENTS:

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12-1: from comicallookingguy@…net; “NE now leads AFC… not bad for being dead last a year ago…”

11-30: from mikefoolio292@..com: “Can’t believe the rams lost to carolina. Sad.”

11-30: from hottub68@…net: I make a BIG PREDICTION: the colts were a false team and they WILL MISS THE PLAYOFFS AFTER HAVING THE BEST NFL RECORD FOR 9 WEEKS.

11-28: from powerinbed74@..net ‘.” glad ‘filthy loss to the bares…”

11-28: From hotjobcomings@.. com “I rooted for both the COWS to lose or KANSAS SILLY to lose.. hate them both with a passion..”

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11-27: From thedonnareadshow@.. net: “really sick and tired of seeing dallas and woke detriot on thanksgiving… both a shitty teams..”

11-27: From thetitanssuck@ .. net: “the games were decent this year’s holiday but my turkey was better..”

11-27: from powerinbed74@..net ‘.” bengals beating ravens is really an embassrassemnt..”

11-27: From mikefoolio292@ .. com: “Rams won’t have any problems stomping poor karolina”..

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WEEK 12 RESULTS:

MONDAY: NEW JERSEY MIDGETS AT OLD ENGLAND PATSIES
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InDiana Colts 20 Kansas Silly Lady Chiefs 23
Mini-Soda BiQueens 6, Green Bay Peckers 23
Old England Patsies 26, Sinsinnati Bingos 20
New Jersey Midgets 27, Detoothed Lions 34
New Jersey Jizz 10, Balti-less 23
Fittsburgh Stealers 28, Chicago Bares, 31
Seattle Seahags 30, Tennessething Tightens 24
Cleveland Clowns 24, Lose Vegas 10
Jocksonville Jagwars 27, Arid Zona Carnivals 24
Mylanta Failcons 24 Old Oreans Aints 10
Filthydelphia Beagle 21 Arlington Cows 24
Tampon Bay 7 Lost Angeles Rams 34

RAMS CRUSH TAMPON BAY SUNDAY NIGHT 34-7

SUNDAY NIGHT: Tampon Bay 7 at Lost Angeles Rams 34

MONDAY: Santo Clara 69ERS 20 VS. KAROLINA PAINTERS 9

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• WEEK 12 COMMENTS:

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11/24 From mikefoolio292@ ..com . “Rams currently no. 1 see in NFC!!! ..”

11/23: From washthedishesyouidiot33@ .. “everyone’s should get FIRED at Mini-Soda. Those stupid idiots had great quarterbacks to choose from, and they LET THEM ALL GO!!!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF ASS-HOLES”.

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11/23: From igotyouatlast23@… net: “Tennessee is like the laughing stock of the NFL..”

11/23: From supersouthlakecarrolldragons@.. com: ‘I hate those dallas cows, but i am happy they beat FILTHY “‘

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11/23: From heythatsmine1988@.. com: “I am still not convined on ‘old england’ – i think their a fake team!”

11/23: 8 From havingfun-athome@..io: “too many teams at 9-2 and 8-2… weird..”

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11/23: FROM mooningatyou@ … com: “is Chicago for real??? I don’t get it..”

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11/23: From mikefoolio292@ .. com: “if the RAMS win today, they will have control of the NFC CONFERENCE AT NO. 1)

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11/21 From thefoolishlose@.. net: ” I don’t understand buffalo? they show power and poise in a game (like the one against FAKER MAYPOP) , and then turn to a bunch of sappy playmakers !!!!…”

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BYE SCHEDULES:

DENVER 12 BYE 7

BYE 14 LADisChargers 15

MIAMI SARDINES 7 BYE 19

WASHINGDUM REDSKINS 24 BYE 28

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WEEK 11 SCHEDULE / Results / Insults

MIAMI SARDINES FIND POWERFUL NEW PERFUME, BEAT REDSKINS 16-13

TENNESEETHING TOKENS GO TO 1-9, WITH LOSS TO HOOSTON TOXINS, 16-13

RAMS HOLD OFF SEAHAGS 21-19

DENVER DONKEYS KICK KANSAS SILLY 22-19

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THURSDAY: RESULTS

OLD ENGLAND PATSIES 27, N. J. JIZZ 14

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SUNDAY: Early Games Results

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Washingdum Redskins 13 at Miami Sardines 16
Karolina Painters 27 at Mylanta Failcons 24 OT
Chicago Bares 19 at Mini-Soda BiQueens 17

Sinsinnati Bingos 12 at Fittsburgh Stealers 34 (ERRANT RODGERS SUFFERS HAND INJURY)

Green Bay Peckers 27 at N. J. Midgets 20
Hooston Toxins 16 at Tenneseething Tokens 13
Lost Angeles DisChargers 6 at Jocksonville 35
Tampon Bay 32 at Boofalo Jills 44

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Late Games:

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Seattle Seahags 19 at Lost Angeles Rams 21
Santo Clara 69ers 41 at Arid-Zona 22
Balti-Less 23 at Cleveland Clowns 16
Kansas Silly Lady Chiefs 19 at Denver Donkeys 22

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(NIGHT):

Detoothed Lions 9 at Filthydelphia Beagles 16

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MONDAY: Arlington Cows 33 at Lose Vegas 16

Bye Games: InDiana Dolts vs. Bye, Old Orleans Aints at Bye

BYE 10, OLD ORLEANS 7

InDIANA 37, BYE 20

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11-17: From doingthedishes@.. io: “really hoping those cowgirls lose big..”

11-16: From bigfeetandbighands937@ .. net: “Well, that ‘perfume’ that miami wears maybe helping them..”

11-16: from powerinbed74@..net ‘Guess the ‘mini-soda’ season is falling apart.”

11-16: From mikefoolio292@ .. com: “Rams beat the Seahags .. this team is going strong into the playoffs….”

11-16: From moonshineatmidnight@ .. net: “The f –king rams have always given Darnold a hardtime. Back in Minny, they torcherd him – in the regular season AND the playoffs. Now he’s with the hawks and f–king rams still torched him with 4 int’s…. I hate the rams!!..”

11-16: From northernfrickinman@..io: “I hope the the lions destroy Filthy!!!!”

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WEEK 10 RESULTS / INSULTS

RAMS SPANK 69ERS 42 – 26

OLD ORLEANS AINTS 17, KAROLINO 7 — INSULT
OLD ENGLAND PATSIES 28, TAMPON BAY 23
JOCKSONVILLE 29, HOOSTON TOXINS 36
CLEVELAND CLOWNS 20, NEW JERSEY JIZZ 27 — UPSET

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STINKING MIAMI SARDINES APPLY PERFUME ON THEMSELVES
BOOFALO 13, MIAMI SARDINES 30 – SUPER INSULTING

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BALTI-LESS 27, MINI-SODA BiQUEENS 19
MYLANTA FAILCONS 25, InDIANA DOLTS 31
ARID ZONA 22 SEATTLE SEAHAGS 44
DETOOTHED LIONS 44 WASHINGDUM REDSKINS 22
NEW JERSEY MIDGETS 20 CHICAGO BARES 24
LOST ANGELES RAMS 42 SANTO CLARA 69ERS 26

NIGHT:

LOST ANGELES DIS-CHARGERS 25, AARON RODGERS FAKE WIFE 10

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MONDAY NIGHT:

– FILTHYDELPHIA BEAGLES 10 GREEN BAY PECKERS 7

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COMMENTS:

11-11: From gimmieabreak337@ .. net: “this season is totally too weird…”

11-11: from shutupandjustdoit34@..net ‘how in the world can New Orleans beat Carolina??… something here is too strange…”

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11-10 From thelaundryisdone34t@..net “still shocking that the MIAMI FINS could beat buffalo. total shit shocking

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11-10: From mikefoolio292@ .. com: “Big test coming for the Rams … can they beat back to back

teams with winning records??? I hope so….”

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-NEW JERSEY JIZZ MOVING OUT OF THE #1 SPOT –

Week 10 BOTTOM TEN – NEW BOTTOM TEN POSTED ON TUESDAY, NOV. 11

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10 MYLANTA FAILCONS (3-5)
9 ARID-ZONA CARNIVALS, 3-5
8 SINSINNATI BINGOS, 3-6

7 CLEVELAND CLOWNS, 2-6
6 LOSE VEGAS TRADERS, 2-6
5 N J MIDGETS, 2-6
4 MIAMI SARDINES, 2-7
3 TENNESSETHING TOKENS, 1-8
2 OLD ORLEANS AINTS, 1-8
1 N. J. JIZZ, 1-7

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WEEK 10 SCHEDULE: WEDNESDAY POSTING

DENVER DONKEYS SLOW-WIN OVER LOSE VEGAS, 10 TO 7

OLD ORLEANS AINTS 17, KAROLINE 7
OLD ENGLAND 28, TAMPON BAY 23
JOCKSONVILLE 29, HOOSTON TOXINS 36
CLEVELAND CLOWS 20, NEW JERSEY JIZZ 27
BOOFALO 13, MIAMI SARDINES 30
BALTI-LESS 27, MINI-SODA BiQUEENS 19
MYLANTA FAILCONS 25, InDIANA DOLTS 31
ARID ZONA 22 SEATTLE SEAHAGS 44
DETOOTHED LIONS 44 WASHINGDUM REDSKINS 22
NEW JERSEY MIDGETS 20 CHICAGO BARES 24
LOST ANGELES RAMS 42 SANTO CLARA 69ERS 26

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WEEK 9 SCHEDULE/RESULTS – INSULTS

THURSDAY: BAL AT MIAMI SARDINES

Balti-Less (3-5) blasts the Sardines 28-6 (2-7)

SUNDAY:

THE STEALERS SUPRISE the InDIANA DOLTS 27-20

CHICAGO BARES IT ALL TO SINSINNATI BINGOS 47-41

KAROLINA UPSET THE PECKERS IN GREEN BAY 16-13

RAMS RAM THE AINTS 34-10

BOOFALO STOPS THE LADY CHIEFS 28-21

JOCKSONVILLE TOPS LOSE VEGAS 30-29 OT

NIGHT: ARIDZONA CUTS OFF THE COWS 27-17

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Lost Angeles DisChargers (7-3), 27 Tennessething Tokens 20, 1-8

Karolina (5-4), 16, Peckers 13 (5-2-1) – INSULT
Old England (7-2) 24, Mylanta (3-6) 23
69ers (6-3) 34, Midgets (2-7) 24
BiQueens (3-4) 27, Detoothed (5-2) 24 – INSULT
Stealers (4-3) 27, InDiana (7-1) 20 – Erin Rodgers’ Fake Wife is happy

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Donkeys (6-2) 18, Hooston (3-4) 15 (Donkeys still celebrating beating the Cows last week), FORGOT ABOUT HOOSTON.

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LOST ANGELES RAMS 34, OLD ORLEANS AINTS 10

JOCKSONVILLE JAGWARS 30, LOSE VEGAS 29 OT

BOOFALO 28, KANSAS SILLY LADY CHIEFS 21

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Chi Bares (4-3) 47 Sinsinnati (3-5) 41

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NIGHT: SEAHAGS 38 AT WASHINGDUM REDSKINS 14

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COMMENTS:

11-04: From gimmieabreak337@ .. net: “Dallas sucks this year..”

11-03 from mythirdleg34@..net ‘arrogant rodgers celebrating tonight with his fake wife..somewhere in a secret place’

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11-02 From jimmyatmidwest@..net “so happy KC lost. used to like them, but after asshole kelsey started sucking Big Pharma, and dating a whore… I will hate the team FOREVER!!!

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11-02: From mikefooolio292@ .. com: “well, Rams are up 7 to 0… hope they whip those AINTS…”

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11 -02: From Oldhoodyand out33@.. io: ‘ Wow, the Colts lose to Erin Rodgers Fake Wife… wow…””

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1 1-02: From treatytreat33@.. com: “Damn Houston, they had that game…..fu–kers!!!..”

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11 -02: From From myhotdog34@.. com: ‘bad day when those 69ers win… f –k them!..”

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10-30: From henryatbay@ .. net (“Man, those ‘sardines’ are really bad..why don’t you guys

put them in 1st place???….”

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10-31 From cockroachman@… com (Fire McDaniel!!!! NOW!!!)

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WEEK 9 SCHEDULE:

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KARO AT GB, ATL AT NE, CHI AT CINN, DEN AT HOU, IND AT PITT; BIQUEENS VS DETOOTHED LIONS; LAC AT TENN, 69ERS AT NY MIDGETS, JOCK at Lose Vegas;

OLD ORLEANS AT LA RAMS; KC AT BUFF, SEAHAGS AT WASH (NIGHT);

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2 Nov. SUNDAY FORECAST:

GREEN BAY PECKERS 33, KAROLINA 21; MISS

OLD ENGLAND 24, MYLANTA FAILCONS 17, HIT

CHICAGO BARES 28, SINSINNATI BINGOS 20; HIT

DENVER DONKEYS 17, HOOSTON TOXINS 31; HIT

InDiana Dolts 34, Erin Rodgers Fake Wife 20, MISS

DeToothed Lions 60, MiniSoda BiQueens 16, MISS

Santo Clara 69ers 27, New Jersey Midgets 24, HIT

Jocksonville JagWars 17, Lose Vegas 14, HIT

Old Orleans Aints 9,, Lost Angeles Ramming 40, HIT

Kansas Silly Lady Chiefs 20, Boofalo 27, HIT

Night: Washingdum Redskins 30, Seattle Seahags 27, ?

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MONDAY: ARID-ZONA AT ARLINGTON COWS

FORECAST: THE COWS 20, ARID-ZONA 14

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WEEK 9 RESULTS / INSULTS:

• BYE 17, N.J. JIZZ 6
• BYE 7, CLEVELAND CLOWNS 3
• FILTHYDELPHIA 10, BYE 9
• TAMPON BAY 6, BYE 3

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BYES GAMES: BYE VS. CLEV, JIZZ AT BYE, FILTHYDELPHA AT BYE, TB VS. BYE

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• WEEK 8 RESULTS / INSULTS

The Jizz Get First Win – Embarrass the Bingos 39-38 (insult)

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Boofalo Squashes Karolina Pining 40 – 9
Miami Sardines Get 2nd Win – Stink up Mylanta 34-10 (insult)
Hooston Toxins Get Home Win – Ambushes the 69ers, 26-15 Denver Donkeys Kick The Cows 44-24

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• CyberGuard 34 reviews Week 8 of the No Fun Woke League

WEEK 8 SCHEDULE / POSTINGS

Thursday night result:

RESULT: LOST ANGELES 37, MINI-SODA BIQUEENS 10

Sunday, October 26th, 2025 RESULTS / INSULTS

New Jersey Midgets 20 at Filthydelphia Beagles 38
Miami Sardines 34 at Mylanta Failcons 10
Cleveland Clowns 13 at Old England Patsies 32
New Jersey Jizz 39 at Sinsinnati Bingos 38 [ !!!!! ] (Jizz not so impotent)
Bufaloo Jills 40 at Karolina Pining 9
Santo Clara 69ers 15 at Hooston Toxins 26
Chicago Bares 16 at Balti-less 30
Tampon Bay Tomponeers 23 Old Orleans Aints 3
Arlington Cows 24, Denver Donkeys 44
Tennesseething Tokens 14 at InDiana Dolts 38
Green Bay Peckers 35 at Pittsburgh Stealers 25 (NIGHT)

MONDAY NGHT

WASHINGDUM REDSKINS 7 KANSAS SILLY LADY CHIEFS 28

WEENIE FORECAST: REDSKINS 21, LADY CHIEFS 27

BYE SCHEDULE RESULTS:

RAMS 40, BYE 7

SEATTLE SEAHAGS 30, BYE 29

LOSE VEGAS 3, BYE 57

JOCKSONVILLE 1O, BYE 14

DETOOTHED LIONS 33, BYE 15

ARIDZONA 20, BYE 24

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COMMENT SECTION FOR WEEK 8:

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10-27: From Jessestillhere75@.. Net “… poor erin rodgers, he and his FAKE WIFE did not get revenge on the PECKERS… HAHAHAH…”

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10-23: From Northman1973@…net “.. Minnesota is so stupid.. they let go of BOTH DANIEL JONES AND DARNOLD.. how STUPID CAN YOU GET!!! I HOPE THE OFFICE GETS CLEANED OUT!!! J.J.Mcarthy is SH..T!..”

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10-26: From waterman334@ .. “hard to believe the stupid jets beat the bungles, but i get it.!!!.”

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10-26: From igotyouatlast23@… net: “go denver !!!! f…k the cows!!!.”

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10-26: From samuel-933@.. io: “SARDINES get their 2nd win??? Wow. Por failcons..”

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10-26: From supersouthlakecarrolldragons@.. com: I miss the “MINI-SODA” GAME

but finally get to see it on dvd-record!!!!!. “

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10-26: From myhotdog34@.. com: “THE 69ERS get beat…sooooo good..”

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10-26: From themuleisbernie44@..io: “Aints getting worse and worse.. bring out the super paper bags”

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10-26: FROM thebigoneishere@ … com: “just love it when cowGIRLS lose!!!! ..”

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10-26: From mikefoolio292@ .. com: “I’m sure the RAMS will be ready for a 6-2 record next week..”

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10-26 From lowhangers388@.. net: “mark my words: THE DOLTS AINT GOING ANYWHERE…they have the easiest schedule on the fricking planet!…”

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10-26: From milkingmypole@..net “baltimore went to the doctor and got a shot..”

10-27: From lajodidadetochango@.. net … “that guy daniel jones must feel better that he is on a winning team.”

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WEEK 7 RESULTS

THURSDAY:

BINGOS STOP STEALERS 33-31

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RAMS RAM JOCKSONVILLE 35-7 (U.K).

DENVER DONKEYS WIN THRILLER OVER THE MIDGETS 33-32

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10. AridZona Carnivals 2-4
9. N.J. MIDGETS 2-4
8. LOSE VEGAS TRADERS 2-4
7. SINSINNATI BINGOS 2-4
6. BALTI-LESS 1-5
5. MIAMI SARDINES 1-5
4. CLEVELAND CLOWNS 1-5
3. TENNESEETHING Tokens 1-5
2. OLD OREANS AINTS 1-5
1. N J. JIZZ 0-6

Pittsburgh Stealers at Sinsinnati Bingos (Thursday)

Weenie Forecast: Stealers 20, Bingos 14 – RESULT: Bingos 33, Stealers 31

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Lost Angeles Rams at Jocksonville JagWars

Weenie Forecast: Rams 27, Jagwars 16 RESULT: RAMS 35, JAGWARS 7
Filthydelphia Beagles at Mini-Soda Bi-Queens

Weenie Forecast: Beagles 28, BiQueens 20 — RESULT: FILTHY 28, BIQUEENS 22
Las Vegas Traders at Kansas Silly Lady Chiefs

Weenie Forecast: Kansas Silly 30, Traders 17 – RESULT: KANSAS SILLY 31, TRADERS 0
Miami Sardines at Cleveland Clowns

Weenie Forecast: Clowns 13, Sardines 10 — RESULT: CLOWNS 31, MIAMI SARDINES 6
Karolina Pining at New Jersey Jizz

Weenie Forecast: Karolina 30,, Jizz 22 — RESULT: KAROLINA 13, THE N.J. JIZZ 6
Old England Patsies at Tennesseething Tokens

Forecast: Patsies 24, Tokens 20 —- RESULT: OLD ENGLAND PATSIES 31, TOKENS 13
Old Orleans Aints at Chicago Bares

Forecast: Bares 17, Aints 13 – RESULT: CHICAGO BARES 26, OLD ORLEANS AINTS 13
InDiana Dolts at Lost Angeles DisChargers

Weenie Forecast: Lost Angeles 34, Dolts 27: RESULT: InDiana 38, DisChargers 24
New Jersey Midgets at Denver Donkeys:

Forecast: Midgets 20, Donkeys 21 : RESULT: DONKEYS 33, MIDGETS 32
Washingdum Redskins at Arlington Cows

Forecast: Redskins 37, Cows 31 — RESULT REDSKINS 22, ARLINGTON COWS 44
Green Bay Peckers at AridZona Carnivals

Weenie Forecast: Peckers 27, Carnivals 21: RESULT: PECKERS 27, CARNIVALS 23
Mylanta Failcons at Santa Clara 69ers (Night),.

Forecast: Failcons 20, 69ers 17 – RESULT: 69ers 20, Failcons 10

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WEEK 7 COMMENTS: Write to any CyberGuard to have your comment posted

10-19: From takingapeenow@.. net: man, that giants-bronco game went down to the wire

it was damn good game!!

10-19: From myhotdog34@…com: Poor Sardines, Miami really stinks this year!!!!

10-19: From mikefoolio292@… com: i’m excited for the rams.. they look like contenders this year…. !!!

10-19: From mybigtrain44@.. net: F ..k the new york jizz!!!! they suck like every fu — king year!!!

10-19: From david54@ .. com: Man this a weird site!! Where did it come from???

REPLY FROM: mikefoolio292@… com: i agree .. who ever heard of conservative gay cyberguards????

REPLY FROM CYBERGUARD 2 MITCH JORDAN: Not all of us are ‘conservative’ we have a few libs working here too (about 8 or 10)..

10-19: From: goodlookingguy1993@ .. net: I really hope the “”69ers””” lose..

10-19: From: goodgayman40@ .. com: Man, the CEO of the organization that runs this site is super hot, gay, single a a millionaire!!! i think he’s only 32 years old!!

10-20: From digger34@… net. I wonder what happened to Miami???.. damn. The ‘clowns’ beat them real good…

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Monday Night:

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Tampon Bay at Detoothed Lions

Weenie Forecast: Tampon 32, Detoothed 28 RESULT: Tampon 9, Detoothed 24
Hooston Toxins at Seattle Seahags

Weenie Forecast: Hooston 24, Seahags 21 RESULT: HOOSTON 19, SEAHAGS 27

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Balti-Less vs. Bye

Forecast: Bye 49, Balti-less 7
Boofalo vs. Bye

Boofalo 8, Bye 3

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COMMENTS ARE BELOW:

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WEEK 6 RESULTS / INSULTS

• FILTHYDELPHIA UPSET BY N.J. MIDGETS 34-17 !
• Tampon Bay cuts off Santo Clara 69ers 30-19

THURSDAY:

Filthydelphia Beagles @ New Jersey Midgets – MIDGETS UPSET BEAGLES 34-17!!

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• Week 6 by CyberGuard 17

LAST SUNDAY ———————

N. J. Jizz 11 at Denver Donkeys 13 – THE JIZZ STAY WINLESS
InDiana Dolts 31 at DesertZona 27
Cloveland Clowns 9 at Stealers 23
Arlington Cows 27 at Karolina Pining 30 – KAROLINA SPITS ON THE COWS
Lost Angeles DisChargers 29 at Miami Sardines 27
Lost Angeles Rams 17 at Balti-less 3 — LAMBS TURN TO RAMS AGAIN
Old England Patsies 25 at Old Orleans Aints 19
Seattle Seahags 20 at Jocksonville JagWars 12
Sinsinnati Bingos 18 at Green Bay Peckers 27 – BINGOS BECOMING IMPOTENT
Santo Clara 69ers 19, Tampon Bay 30
Tennessething 10 at L V Traders 20

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SUNDAY NIGHT –

-Kansas Silly Lady Chiefs 30, Detoothed Lions 17 (Night)

(Kansas Silly had ZERO penalties – ummm.. Somebody didn’t want them to end up 2-4)

Monday, October 13, 2025: Mylanta Upsets Bufaloo 24-14

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Monday: Bufaloo 14 at Mylanta Failcons 24
Chicago Bares 25 Washingdum Redskins 24

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Hooston @ Bye: Hooston 7, Bye 6
Mini-Soda BiQueens @ Bye: Bye 14, Mini Soda 2

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free speech WEEK 6 COMMENTS: email any CyberGuard

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10-16: From hamburgerman@ … net: “geez, you guys are real sickos!!!!!!…”

10-15: From havingabeer@… com: ‘and the N.Y. JIZZ stay WIINLESS .. i guess Erin Rodgers and his fake wife are getting revenge on the JIZZ… for treating him like sh–t…!!!!!!

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10-14; From bongadeals85@… com: “Well Seems like the “lady chiefs” bought the Refs again – the assholes were never penalized…. cheats!!

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10-13: From doingallright84@…com: “looks like the bungles are going down the drain this year”

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10-13: From mikefoolio292@…com: “Rams finally beat Baltimore! (They rarely do)….”

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10-10: From skinnyguywithabigone: “there seems to be a lot of upsets lately.. from baltimore to philly.. wonder what’s in the water”…

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10-9: From supersouthlakecarrolldragons@.. com: Man, Eagles beaten by Giants.. “embarrassing”….

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10-8: From lovethosecomments@…com: “what happen to last week’s comments??”

FROM CYBERGUARD 34: Last week our servers were attacked by hackers… we lost most of our comments due to the damage.. sorry dude”.

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WEEK 7 SCHEDULE:

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WEEK 5 Rankings –

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NEW BOTTOM TEN, WEEK 5:

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OLD ENGLAND PATSIES UPSET BOOFALO 23-20

Filthy gets upset by Dunver Donkeys 21-17

JOCKSONVILLE UPSET the Lady Chiefs, 31-28

WEEK 5 SCHEDULE:

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LOST ANGELES RAMS 23, CLARA 69ers 26

Thursday, Oct. 2, 2025:

Fithy gets upset by Dunver Donkeys 21-17

Miomi Sardines get first win over Karolina Pining 27-24

Old Orleans Aints get first win over New Jersey Midgets 26-14

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10. ARLINGTON COWS (1-2-1)

9. LAS VEGGIES TRADERS (1-3)

8. CLOVELAND CLOWNS (1-3)

7. HOOSTON TOXINS (1-3)

6. KAROLINA PINING (1-3)

5. MIOMI SARDINES (1-3)

4. OLD ORLEANS AINTS (0-4)

3. TENNESEETHING TOKENS (0-4)

2. OLD ORLEANS AINTS (0-4)

1. NEW JERSEY JIZZ (0-4)

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Sunday, Oct. 5, 2025:

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InDiana Dolts 40, Las Veggies Traders 6
Hooston Toxins 44, Balti-Less 10
Mini-Soda BiQueens 21, Cloveland Clowns 17
Old Oreans Aints 26, N.J. Midgets 14
Miomi Sardines 24, Karolina Pining 27
Arlington Cows 37, New Jersey Jizz 22
Dumver Donkeys 21, Filthydelphia Beagles 17
Tampered Bay 38 Seattle Seahags 35
Tennessething Tokens 22 DesertZona 21
Detoothed Lions 37 Sinsinnati Bingos 24
Washingdum Redskins 27 Los Angeles DisChargers 10

Old England Patsies at Boofalo (Night)

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MOONDAY NIGHT

Canvas City Chefs Jocksonville JagWars

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Monday, Oct. 6, 2025:

Canvas City Chefs at Jocksonville JockWars / CHEFS 27, Jocksonville 20

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BYES: Mylanta, Chicogo, Green Bay, Fittsburgh

FORECAST FOR BYES:

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Mylanta Failcons 12, Bye 0

Chicogo 24, Bye 21

Green Bay Peckers 34, Bye 32

Bye 14, Fittsburgh Stealers 13

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WEEK 4 SCHEDULE/RESULTS: (ALL RESULTS IN YELLOW)

SEAHAGS LAST-MINUTE SURPRISE UPEND DESERTZONA 23-20

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Thursday, Sept. 25, 2025

Seattle Seahags at DesertZona

SEAHAGS 23, AT DESERTZONA 20 (WIN PREDICTION)

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Sunday, Sept. 28, 2025:

New Jersey Midgets shock Los Angeles Dischargers 18-21

Lost Angeles Rams InDiana, 27-20

Old Orleans Aints slip to 0-4 as Bungalo whips them 31-19

Fittsburgh Steals BiQueens’s mini-sodas 24 to 21

GB Peckers tie with Arlington Cows 40-40

Miomi Sardines get win over New Jersey Jizz 27-21

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MiniSoda-BiQueens 21 vs Fittsburgh Stealers 24 (Dublin)
Washingdum Redskins 27 at Atlanta Failcons 34
Old Orleans Aints (0-4) 19 at Bungalo Bills 31
Cloveland Clowns 10 at Detoothed Lions 34 (Goof impresses with passing)
Tennesseething Tokens 0 at Hooston Toxins 26
Karolina Pining 13 at New England Patriots 42
Los Angeles Dischargers 18 at New Jersey Midgets (1-3) 21 (Midgets dance)
Filthydelphia Beagles 31 at Tampered Bay Tampaneers 25
InDiana Dolts 20 at Lost Angeles Rams 27
Jocksonville JagWars 26 at Santo Clara 41ers 21

BaltiLess Blackbirds 20 at Canvas City Chefs 37
Chicogo Bares 25 at Las Veggies Traders 24

Green Bay Peckers 40 at Arlington Cows 40 (Night)

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Monday, Sept. 29, 2025

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New Jersey Jizz (0-4) 21 at Miomi Sardines 27 (1-3) (BSPN)
Sinsinnati Bingos 3 at Dumver Donkeys 28 (Jimmy Kimmel Political Network)

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WEEK 4 COMMENTS:

9-29: From Eatingenchiladas34@ .. “Sardines finally get a win – i bet its the only one they will get this year..!!!.”

9-29: From igotyouatlast23@… net: “Tennessee is imploding!!!.”

9-29: From supersouthlakecarrolldragons@.. com: Shit, those ‘old orleans’ aints must be pretty bad…. ‘bet my high school southlake dragons could beat ’em. just saying.. “

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9-29: From myhotdog34@.. com: “I guess Carolina did give thanks for their first win last week, and now they get demolished by the patsies.. geez…”

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9-28 From thedoorsopen44@..io: “Aints getting worse and worse.. bring out the paper bags!!!”

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9-28: FROM mooningatyou@ … com: “it is true you cyberdudes are all gay?? weird.

Reply: by danielduran17@protonmail.com: About 75 percent of us working here are, yeah.

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9-28 From mikefoolio292@ .. com: “the dolts really screw up on that fumble in the end zone; I’m glad they did !!”

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9-28 From charlie3832@.. net: ” Can’t believe those midgets beat the chargers.. man how embarrassing!!!!! .. Hey Cybers, when did you guys get silly site up???..”

Reply: by CyberGuard34Hollister@protonmail.com: The ‘silly site’ got ‘up’ on week one of the NoFunLeague <4 Sept. 2025>..”

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9-28 From judsonrocketsuck@..net “Pittsburgh stealing some mini-sodas .. hahahah..”

9-28 From justhorsingaround30@.. net … “i think you cyberguys are a bunch of perverts! …”

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NEW BOTTOM TEN, WEEK 5:

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THE N. J. JIZZ MOVE TO NO. 1

ARLINGTON COWS STAY AT NO. 10 AFTER 40 TIE

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10. ARLINGTON COWS (1-2-1)

9. LAS VEGGIES TRADERS (1-3)

8. CLOVELAND CLOWNS (1-3)

7. HOOSTON TOXINS (1-3)

6. KAROLINA PINING (1-3)

5. MIOMI SARDINES (1-3)

4. OLD ORLEANS AINTS (0-4)

3. TENNESEETHING TOKENS (0-4)

2. OLD ORLEANS AINTS (0-4)

1. NEW JERSEY JIZZ (0-4)

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WEEK 5 FORECAST BY CYBERGUARD 2: OCT. 1 2025

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• WEEK 4 FORECAST BY CYBERGUARD 34 BEN HOLLISTER

Thursday, Sept. 25, 2025

Seattle Seahags 27 at DesertZona 24

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MiniSoda Biqueens 17 Fittsburgh Stealers 27 (Dublin)
Washingdum Redskins 33 Mylanta Failcons 20
Old Orleans Aints 10 Bungalo 24
Cloveland Clowns 13 at DetoothedLions 20
Tenneseeting Tokens 13 at Hooston Toxins 24
Karolina Pining 20 at Old England Patsies 27
Los Angeles DisChargers 33 at New Jersey Midgets 7
Filthydelpha Beagles 24 at Tampered Bay Tampaneers 27
InDiana Dolts 20 at Lost Angeles Rams 24
Jocksonville JagWars 17 at Santo Clara 41ers 14
Balti-less Shavens 34 at Canvas City Chefs 31
Chicogo Bares 17 at Las Veggies Traders 16
Green Bay Peckers 40 at Arlington Cows 27

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Monday, Sept. 29, 2025

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New Jersey Jizz 17 at Miomi Sardines 22 (BSPN)
Sinsinnati Bingos 10 at Dumver Donkeys 33 (Jimmy Kimmel Political Network)

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WEEK 3 RESULTS

Thursday Night Football, Sept. 18

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Miomi Sardines at Bungalo Bills RESULT: BUNGALO 31, SARDINES 21
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SUNDAY: Sept 21 RESULTS

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SINSINNATI 10, MINI-SODA BI-QUEENS 48
GB PECKERS 10, CLOVELAND CLOWNS 13
HOOSTON TOXINS 10, JOCKSONVILLE 17
LOST ANGELES 26, PHILTHYDELPHA 33
LAS VEGGIES TRADERS 24, WASHINGDUM 41
NEW JERSEY JIZZ 27, TAMPERED BAY 29
MYLANTA FAILCONS 0, KAROLINA PINING 30
FITTSBURGH STEALERS 21, OLD ENGLAND PATSIES 14

DUMVER DONKEYS 20 L A DISCHARGERS 23
OLD ORLEANS AINTS 13 SEATTLE SEAHAGS 44
DESERTZONA 15 SANTO CLARA 16
CHICOGO BARES 31 ARLINGTON COWS 14

CANVAS CITY CHEFS 22 AT NEW JERSEY MIDGETS 9

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Monday Sept. 22

Detoothed Lions 38 at Balti-less Shavens 30 (BSPN)

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23 Sept. 2025: From oldgoat70@ .. net: “Lions getting their teeth back I presume”..

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22 Sept. 2025: From mooningatyou@…com: ” Damn, how insulting Green Bay losing to the clowns… well, at least they can’t blame Erin Rodgers and his new fake wife…!!!

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22 Sept. 2025: From mikefoolio292@…com: “Looks like the donkeys at Denver are not doing so well… maybe they should bring back Horseface to manage them…”

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21 Sept. 2025: From myhotdog34@…com “.. I guess God felt sorry for carolina and gave them a win”…

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21 Sept. 2025: From digger34@… net “What??? The clowns won??? wow. did someone bless the team?? hahahah..” REPLY FROM: nowihaveyou33@…net: “I heard the team was given an Exorcism…. hhahaha ..”

WEEK 3 BOTTOM TEN

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10 CHICOGO BARES (1-2)
9 OLD ORLEANS AINTS (0-3)
8 MINI-SODA BIQUEENS (2-1) – no quarterback!! – (Here comes Charmin Wetts!!) wow. they won..!!!!!

7 HOOSTON TOXINS (0-3)
6 CANVAS CITY CHEFS (1-2)
5 KAROLINA PINING (1-2)
4 MIOMI SARDINES (0-3)
3 NEW JERSEY MIDGETS (0-3)
2 NEW JERSEY JIZZ (0-3)
1 CLOVELAND CLOWNS (1-2)

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FEAR-LESS FORECAST: CyberGuard 17 Picks

Thursday Night: (win)
Bungalo 90, Miomi Sardines 0 / Bungalo 31, Sardines 21

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Washingdum Redskins 30, Las Veggies Traders 23
Fittsburgh Stealers 27, Old England Patsies 13
Mylanta 40 Karolina Pining 24
Peckers 34 Cloveland Clowns 17
Hooston Toxins 27 Jocksonville 21
Bingos 24, Mini-Soda Bi-Queens 20
Lost Angeles Rams 27, Filthydelpha Beagles 24
Tampered Bay 28, New Jersey Jizz 10
InDiana Dolts 23, Tenneseething Tokens 24
Los Angeles Dischargers 31, Dumber Donkeys 20
Old Orleans Aints 17, Seattle Seahags 14
Chicogo Bares 20, Arlington Cows 17
Desertzona 33, Santo Clara 41ers 27
Chefs 100, N. J. Midgets 0

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Monday Sept. 22: FORECAST

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Detoothed Lions 27 Balti-less Shavens 40

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SARDINES LOSE AGAIN; RAMS KEEPING RAMMING THEIR OPPONENTS

ARLINGTON COWS WIN FIRST GAME AGAINS THE N. J. MIDGETS

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Thursday, Sept. 11, 2025

RESULTS: PECKERS 27, REDSKINS 18

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Sunday, Sept. 14, 2025 Results:

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Jocksonville Jagwars 27 @ Sinsinnati Bingos 31

New Jersey Midgets 37 @ Arlington Cows 40

Chicogo Bares 21 @ Detoothed Lions 52

Lost Angeles Rams 33 @ Tenneseething Tokens 19

Old England Patsies 33 @ Miomi Sardines 27

Clara 41ers 26 Old Orleans Aints 21

Bungalo 30 @ New Jersey Jizz 10

Seattle Seahags 31 @ Pittsburgh Stealers 17

Cloveland Clowns 17 @ Balti-less Shavens 41

Dumver Donkeys 28 @ InDiana Dolts 29

Karolina Pining 22 @ DesertZona 27

Filthydelphia Beagles 20 @ Canvas City Chefs 17

MiniSoda Biqueens 6 @ Mylanta Failcons 22

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Monday, Sept. 15, 2025

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Tampered Bay Tampaneers 20 @ Hooston Toxins 19

Las Veggies Traders 9 @ Lost Angeles DisChargers 20 (10 p.m. ET) BSPN

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Week 2 Comments: (to place comment write to any CyberGuard)

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Sept. 16 2025: From havingabeer@… com “The Biqueens lost their QB, and now i hear they will starting Charmin Wetts.. oh how awful!!!!..”

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Sept. 16 2025: From mikefoolio292@… com: The Rams seem really good this year…i really hope they are not just having a good start and then start losing like back in ’21 (they did not win a game all of november, but they won the SB in Feb.).

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Sept. 15 2025: From whodunit84@….net ‘the Chefs couldn’t get their revenge on Filthy.. cryin’ time for that asshole kelsey..and that bitch he dates that dresses like a whore…”

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Sept 15 2025: From judsonrocketsuck@.. net: Man, those Miami Sardines stink it all up!!!! “

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Sept 15 2025: From Hickup454@.. Net: “oh, well, it looks like

the f…king Tarrant County Cows are dropping out of the bottom ten.. f..k!!”

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Sept 14 2025: From leakingoil44@… com: “looks like the Chefs have to go back to culinary school …!!!!! f..k that kelsy ass”…

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Sept 14 2025: From Patwooley1969@ … io “.. looks like the SARDINES (hhhahahah) having a bad start … “.

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Sept. 14 2025: FROM havingabeer@… com “Man, the cloveland clowns need a friggin’ quarterback!!!!!!..”

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BOTTOM TEN: WEEK ENDING SEPT. 16 2025

Clowns move to “no. 1”, Arlington Cows drop out;

New at #8: Mini-Soda Bi-Queens; Big Pharma Tornis Kelsey remains

winless at Canvas City; Miomi Sardines stay winless, along with

the Aints, The Bares, Karolina Pining and both teams from New Jersey!!!

Special Note: Hooston Toxins remains TOXIC…

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10 CHICOGO BARES (0-2)
9 OLD ORLEANS AINTS (0-2)
8 Mini-Soda Bi-Queens (1-1)

– no quarterback!! (Here comes

Charmin Wetts!!)

7 HOOSTON TOXINS (0-2)
6 CANVAS CITY CHEFS (0-2)
5 KAROLINA PINING (0-2)
4 MIOMI SARDINES (0-2)
3 NEW JERSEY MIDGETS (0-2)
2 NEW JERSEY JIZZ (0-2)
1 CLOVELAND CLOWNS (0-2)

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LIST COMPILED BY CYBERGUARD 2 MITCH JORDAN

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WEEK 1 RESULTS:

THUR 4 Sept. 2025: Filthydelphia Beagles 24, Arlington Cows 20

FRI SEPT 5 2025: Los Angeles Dischargers 27, Chefs 21

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SUNDAY, 7 SEPT. 2025

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Desertzona 20, Old Orleans Aints 13
Jags 26, Karolina Pining 10
Bingos 17, Clowns 16
Rams 14, Hooston Toxins 9
Las Veggies Traders 20, Patsies (Old England) 13
Miomi Sardines 8, InDiana Dolts 33
Redskins 21, New Jersey Midgets 6
Stealers 34, New Jersey Jizz 32
Jocksonville 23, Failcons 20
Clara 41ers 17, Seahags 13
Tokens 13, Denver Donkeys 20
Detoothed Lions 13, Peckers 27
Shavens 40, Bungalo 41

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MONDAY: MiniSoda BiQueens 27, The Bares 24

Week 1 COMMENTS:

Sept. 10 2025: FROM havingabeer@… com “This is so funny its shitty!!!”

Sept 10 2025: FROM rickey3844@… net “F-k you guys!!!”

Sept 9 2025: FROM my3rdleg@ … net ” .. you guys are sickos..”

Sept 9 2025: FROM Henryshooter@ … com ” Love those Peckers!!!”

Sept 9 2025: FROM mooningatyou@ … com ” I’m glad Erin Rodgers got some revenge… I heard he even brought to the game his new fake wife…” REPLY TO MOONING: From my3rdleg@… net (“its probably a guy disguised as a woman)

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