STORY BELOW: CyberGuard Talk Size

– 23 JULY 2026

HW and AWI CyberGuards Quarterly Gathering Gets Heavy with Serious Talk about Having Sex and Staying Clean

29 HW and AWI CyberGuards attended the quarterly meeting to talk about any subject with Psychologist Edward Campos and Dr. Medina and Dr. Malloy who joined them in the 90 minute meeting that seemed to focus on sexual relations and cleanliness. CyberGuard 44 Mike De Los Santos initiated the subject of sex when he said he ‘I’m horny all the time’ working around so many ‘good looking men’ here at Chapter 9..”. CyberGuard 49 Bocanegra told him “You just need to use a little control, that’s all, and quit watching porn all night like you told others that you do”. De Los Santos quieted down a little when CyberGuard 20 Stephan Morkowski said “Sex is messy to me. Any Sex. I always make it a habit to clean myself off before and after having sex with anyone..”. Dr. Medina replied, “Sex between 2 individuals is basically exchanging bodily fluids between both of them. It can be risky. So many diseases can be passed on from one to another from a sex act. Even kissing mouth to mouth can exchange over 1 billion forms of bacteria, viruses and fungi. That is one big reason I never kiss anyone on the mouth. Nor does any doctor working at HW as far as I know. Dr. Malloy, who was sitting opposite Medina nodded his head in agreement. Dr. Malloy said “Don’t worry guys – all of you sitting here do not have any sexual transmitted disease because all of you passed your physicals and all of you attended the Male Seminar on Hygiene in March. Just don’t be so rough while having sex”. CyberGuard 2 Mitch Jordan who is close to Ben Hollister asked Hollister how was his social life doing.. Replied Hollister “.. I’m dating now. I have Hector (Pacheco) very close to me, and now – [pointing to CyberGuard 38 R Mayfiled] – I will be dating Mayfield. Mayfield stayed quiet and looked down. Danny Duran asked Mayfield – “Richard, you have always been so quiet. Tell us, are you happier now that you are dating someone special?” Mayfield said “.. Well, I , I don’t like to talk about my personal life.. But – [Looking directly at Danny] .. Yes I’m happier….” CyberGuard Kyle Shoemaker said “.. Dr. Malloy, why did you mention to be ‘be careful ‘ to have sex? Maybe from personal experience..?.” Dr. Malloy said .. Well I know a few CyberGuards here that have sex with other CyberGuards – I won’t mention any names, but some of them end up in our medical offices with anal tears.. Just don’t be so hard on your partner when engaging in anal sex.. Especially if your member has a lot of girth..”. Dr. Medina said “.. Yes.. Remember. Since all of you are males, and are big and strong – how big your is penis is doesn’t matter – what matters is how thick your penis is.. And how you have sex in the positional manner. Don’t be so hard on your partner..” Some CyberGuards looked a little embarrassed, while couple of them laughed. CyberGuard 6 Paul Adams said “Mitchell isn’t big and strong..” While Medina replied – “..I was speaking generally.. Of course Mitch is small..” Paul replied, “Small? He’s a midget. Look at him. Obviously something happened to him while growing up. Where’s the rest of him?? .. Danny Duran replied .. While looking at CyberGuard 6 “Mitch might be ‘small’ Paul, but he has good penile size”. Many CyberGuards laughed out loud while Mitch Jordan smiled. CyberGuard 32 Stephan Cavaheirlo said “… I sure wish we would not talk about sex so much in these gatherings..” CyberGuards 39 and 45 nodded in agreement. CyberGuard 26 Lewis Durarte asked the doctors “.. Hey, Dr. Medina has been here like 10 years and Dr. Malloy about 5 years – have any of you dated anyone from the Assembly? Medina immediately said “.. I have gone out socially with a couple. Very few. I can count them using one hand..” Malloy countered, oh, Lewis, I have dated many of you guys.. You all should know that…” After the gathering, many Guards were speaking with one another, while 9 Guards gathered around Medina and Malloy. Said CyberGuard 37 William Durango, “I want a date with Malloy..”. Jordan replied him “Be careful. You may be taking a bite out of someone that you won’t be able to handle..”. Posted by CyberGuard 21

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2 SEPTEMBER 2025

HW-WJG Assembly CyberGuards gathered to talk about
‘dick size’ during rare social/work session –

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HW Assembly CyberGuards gathered to talk about social issues in which “dick size” dominated the subject among laughter and some embarrassing moments. Only 2 WJGAssociates attended – Former Assistant CyberGuard Director Michael Doel and Associate Psychologist Edward Campos. Said Campos: “I thought we were going to discuss ‘important issues’ with this meeting, and it turned into a almost hilarious discussion about penises”. Only 4 heterosexual Guards attended – Doel’s brother Stephan Cavaheirlo, Tony Shipley (Daniel Duran’s cousin), CyberGuard 27 Fierros, and CyberGuard 39 Escobedo. “The subject got started after Danny (Duran) asked Mitch Jordan who was his next “date”, in which many Guards already know Jordan has a boyfriend in CyberGuard 33 Paulo Montenegro (who was present). CyberGuard 6 Paul Christopher Adams said “Well, that midget dates so many guys — and he’s so popular he must have a ‘big one’.. Because it certainly isn’t money — he’s not that rich”. Some Guards laughed but Montenegro asked Adams to quit making so many negative remarks about his boyfriend. “Well” said Adams, “This is a open gathering, so how big is it Mr. Midget..? “Straight” CyberGuard Cavahierlo said “is this important??” Adams retorted “hey.. We all can talk about anything here, if the midget doesn’t want to answer let him say so”. Montenegro interceded “I don’t think it is any of your business”. Jordan finally replied “..I have great size, but again, like Stephan said ‘it’s not important..”. Adams said immediately “he said ‘is this important?’ not that it was not important”. Finally Psychologist Campos said “Okay, Okay, enough about male sex members”. Michael Doel said almost immediately, well, my skinny life partner has the biggest one here – that’s including all of you – even Mr. Campos. Right? Physiologist Campos said “probably … okay lets talk about some important issues, okay?..” Daniel Duran sat quietly next to Doel but couldn’t control his grinning. CyberGuard 40 Milton Salinas blurted out “I have a little one”. Many Guards burst out laughing. “What is ‘little’ to you..? ..” said Tony Shipley, “because I thought I was ‘average’ but when I compared it to Duran a few weeks ago, I found it way too small. And he‘s my cousin“. Ben Hollister added, “..if I knew that penis size was going to be the main topic today I don’t think I would have shown up”. “Me neither” said Escobedo. Adams immediately said “ why?? Are you guys too small too??”.. Many were laughing. Hollister said “..my size is hardly important”. Mitch Jordan said “Ben is hardly small – he’s much bigger that most you guys here – well, except maybe for 3 or 4 of you”.. More laughter ensured. “How can you say ‘I know this’ ..” said Adams, “do you carry around a measuring stick?? … oh yeah but you’d probably would know all this, wouldn’t you, you little midget..” Campos said, Ok, Ok, lets not get hostile Paul. Adams retorted: “hostile?? Mitch loves being called a ‘midget’ …just look at his tee-shirt. And I’m supposed to have rabies?.. Just ask the Midget. David Fierros, who is straight said. “Listen, you guys, this is why I don’t like these meetings. You gay guys like to talk about penises and sex a lot. I think that is private, so I’m leaving”. A few seconds after Fierros departure, Adams said “he’s got a tiny dick.. He got embarrassed and had to leave”. New CyberGuard 50 Francesco Campanello asked Daniel Duran, “Danny, why do you think you have such a big penis..?? I mean, you are like Irish, and Irish guys are small”. Duran replied, I inherited my father’ genes I guess, and he’s Spanish. My mother was Irish – she was a ‘Shipley‘.. And you’re right about Irish guys, they are all small”. CyberGuard 29 Caballero took a swipe At Michael Doel and said “I heard Portuguese men are small too”. Danny Duran said “no”, “they have pretty big weenies. I should know because my partner is 100 percent Portuguese”. CyberGuard 40 said “what’s a weenie???”. CyberGuard Adams replied “..a weenie is american slang for dick.. A willy, your cock, penis, pecker, or in Mexico where you are from, your pito”. More laughter was heard in the group. CyberGuard 20 Stephan Morkowski who had quiet all through the meeting said “What is considered a ‘big weenie’ like you said? Because I am average I think”. Duran said “You are slightly above average – which would put you at 6 inches fully erect with good girth. I know because you and I used to be boyfriends”. Morkowski said “oh, well, I see, but since my accident I have lost most of that memory”.. CyberGuard Pacheco said “that was no accident. Someone tried to kill you”.. Rookie CyberGuard 50 Campanello was looking at Duran and said “so I guess that puts you into a much bigger number?? ”. Duran replied “much much bigger. More like past a 9 with super girth”. Campanello said , wow, well, that’s bigger than me, and I’m Italian”. CyberGuard 6 Adams said “oh yes, Danny looks huge – Looking at Doel saying, “you must love your skinny life partner’s massiveness”. Doel, smiling, said “yes, and I love his hours of duration”. Many were laughing uncontrollably. CyberGuard 22 Kyle Shoemaker said “So Mitchy’s size is more than average because he is so small, right? What about Montenegro? Your boyfriend? …“ all the while looking at Mitch, Montenegro responded “ I’m Brazilian, so I am bigger than most guys, and Mitch might be a ‘midget’ but like he says, but he’s got great size for a little guy”. CyberGuard 36 Frank Corral who had been quiet all through the meeting asked Hector Pacheco about his size but Pacheco replied, “well, I’m on probation, so I don’t want to say anything that might get me in trouble, but I am bigger than normal”. Adams then asked CyberGuard 49 Ernest Bocanegra “what about you Ernest? Bocanegra quietly replied “ .. Well, I’m Chilean, and my father is Ecuadorian, so I am bigger than most men” said the former model quietly. Michael Doel blurted out to Ben Hollister “What do you pack Ben? Come on, tell us. A big ‘8’ I would guess?” Hollister blushed. “It’s not important” he said. Danny Duran said, I can look at guy and tell you whether his huge or not, and Ben is way too shy to reveal that he is packing a monster”. Hollister continued blushing and looked embarrassed. CyberGuard 21 De La Torre said “He was not so shy, when the Midget seduced back in June”. Hollister said “ .. I wasn’t ‘seduced’ .. I was just curious. I was in the closet since high school”. CyberGuard Escobedo said “..Well some kind of meeting this is turning out to be.. What a waste of time..”. CyberGuard Director Matthew ‘the lamb’ who had been mostly taking notes said “believe it or not, this is not a waste of time, because if you read the fine print of this social gathering, we are being paid 500 Euro for participating at least 30 minutes, and we have been here over 30 minutes already”. CyberGuard 13 Mando ‘the horse’ asked Edward Campos “..Ed, why do you think this meeting turned into a size of penises..” Campos said “Curiosity, mostly. Most males are curious were they stand when compared to other mates”. CyberGuard Campanello said “what about our CEOs? I read they used be CyberGuards. Does anyone know where they range..?..” Daniel Duran immediately interjected “those guys are huge.. Both Peter and Perry are like big eight’s in my opinion..” CyberGuard Adams said “It figures…. Just like their fat wallets..” Campanello continued, “why do they call you ‘the horse’ Mando”.. Mando replied with his heavy accent “..mostly because of my muscular body – and I can kick a soccer ball like wow..” CyberGuard Adams interrupted, “Danny why did do say that both CEOs are ‘probably huge’…? Duran replied, “..I didn’t say ‘probably’ .. I said they ARE huge because I’ve seen them practically naked when I went to dinner with them several times, and afterward we spent the night together later at a small lodge, and I will say it again, both of them got big weenies”.. CyberGuard Caballero said “well, I think doctors Malloy and Medina are huge..”. Mitch Jordan replied immediately “practically everyone working here knows that. Those two doctors have monsters in their pants”. Bocanegra said “But Dr. Malloy is Irish too? And Danny just said all Irish guys are small…” Duran replied, yeah, but Malloy uses his mother’s surname. His father is Ukrainian”. Campos interrupted “look, we are nearing 45 minutes, and have not spoken about anything that is seriously work-related, so I will be calling this meeting as complete and done..”. CyberGuard 39 said “well we must have spent 15 minutes just laughing..”. The meeting broke up after that and many Guards went to lunch. CyberGuard Jordan said “all this talk about ‘weenies’ has made me hungry..”. CyberGuard Ben Hollister was heard saying, “if they upload this on our newspage, people are going to think we’re a bunch of wackos..” (Posted by permission of 4 participating CyberGuards)

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COMMENTS:

27 Aug. 2026, From non-member Pete27@.. com: This has got to be one of the nuttiest sites on the web. It is no wonder no one has heard of it. I wonder if the web blocks this site. – Pete.

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22 Sept. 2025 From: WJGM3495EU.4 “.. gee what a blog! And you know, I met Daniel ‘big weenie’ Duran back in 2021 when he was still an asshole, but I remember he did look like he packed a ‘monster’… Michael must be lovin’ it !

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12 March 2026 From: Non-member dm8483@..com.. “nice to see guys openly talk about personal stuff like that. I do agree with one of guards that gay men seem to be more interested in sex than straight guys, though..”