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25 SEPTEMBER 2025

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HW Assembly CyberGuards gathered to talk about

‘dick size’ during rare social/work session –

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HW Assembly CyberGuards gathered to talk about social issues in which “dick size” dominated the subject among laughter and some embarrassing moments. Only 2 WJGAssociates attended – Former Assistant CyberGuard Director Michael Doel and Associate Psychologist Edward Campos. Said Campos: “I thought we were going to discuss ‘important issues’ with this meeting, and it turned into a almost hilarious discussion about penises”. Only 4 heterosexual Guards attended – Doel’s brother Stephan Cavaheirlo, Tony Shipley (Daniel Duran’s cousin), CyberGuard 27 Fierros, and CyberGuard 39 Escobedo. “The subject got started after Danny (Duran) asked Mitch Jordan who was his next “date”, in which many Guards already know Jordan has a boyfriend in CyberGuard 33 Paulo Montenegro (who was present). CyberGuard 6 Paul Christopher Adams said “Well, that midget dates so many guys — and he’s so popular he must have a ‘big one’.. Because it certainly isn’t money — he’s not that rich”. Some Guards laughed but Montenegro asked Adams to quit making so many negative remarks about his boyfriend. “Well” said Adams, “This is a open gathering, so how big is it Mr. Midget..? “Straight” CyberGuard Cavahierlo said “is this important??” Adams retorted “hey.. We all can talk about anything here, if the midget doesn’t want to answer let him say so”. Montenegro interceded “I don’t think it is any of your business”. Jordan finally replied “..I have great size, but again, like Stephan said ‘it’s not important..”. Adams said immediately “he said ‘is this important?’ not that it was not important”. Finally Psychologist Campos said “Okay, Okay, enough about male sex members”. Michael Doel said almost immediately, well, my skinny life partner has the biggest one here – that’s including all of you – even Mr. Campos. Right? Physiologist Campos said “probably … okay lets talk about some important issues, okay?..” Daniel Duran sat quietly next to Doel but couldn’t control his grinning. CyberGuard 40 Milton Salinas blurted out “I have a little one”. Many Guards burst out laughing. “What is ‘little’ to you..? ..” said Tony Shipley, “because I thought I was ‘average’ but when I compared it to Duran a few weeks ago, I found it way too small. And he‘s my cousin“. Ben Hollister added, “..if I knew that penis size was going to be the main topic today I don’t think I would have shown up”. “Me neither” said Escobedo. Adams immediately said “ why?? Are you guys too small too??”.. Many were laughing. Hollister said “..my size is hardly important”. Mitch Jordan said “Ben is hardly small – he’s much bigger that most you guys here – well, except maybe for 3 or 4 of you”.. More laughter ensured. “How can you say ‘I know this’ ..” said Adams, “do you carry around a measuring stick?? … oh yeah but you’d probably would know all this, wouldn’t you, you little midget..” Campos said, Ok, Ok, lets not get hostile Paul. Adams retorted: “hostile?? Mitch loves being called a ‘midget’ …just look at his tee-shirt. And I’m supposed to have rabies?.. Just ask the Midget. David Fierros, who is straight said. “Listen, you guys, this is why I don’t like these meetings. You gay guys like to talk about penises and sex a lot. I think that is private, so I’m leaving”. A few seconds after Fierros departure, Adams said “he’s got a tiny dick.. He got embarrassed and had to leave”. New CyberGuard 50 Francesco Campanello asked Daniel Duran, “Danny, why do you think you have such a big penis..?? I mean, you are like Irish, and Irish guys are small”. Duran replied, I inherited my father’ genes I guess, and he’s Spanish. My mother was Irish – she was a ‘Shipley‘.. And you’re right about Irish guys, they are all small”. CyberGuard 29 Caballero took a swipe At Michael Doel and said “I heard Portuguese men are small too”. Danny Duran said “no”, “they have pretty big weenies. I should know because my partner is 100 percent Portuguese”. CyberGuard 40 said “what’s a weenie???”. CyberGuard Adams replied “..a weenie is american slang for dick.. A willy, your cock, penis, pecker, or in Mexico where you are from, your pito”. More laughter was heard in the group. CyberGuard 20 Stephan Morkowski who had quiet all through the meeting said “What is considered a ‘big weenie’ like you said? Because I am average I think”. Duran said “You are slightly above average – which would put you at 6 inches fully erect with good girth. I know because you and I used to be boyfriends”. Morkowski said “oh, well, I see, but since my accident I have lost most of that memory”.. CyberGuard Pacheco said “that was no accident. Someone tried to kill you”.. Rookie CyberGuard 50 Campanello was looking at Duran and said “so I guess that puts you into a much bigger number?? ”. Duran replied “much much bigger. More like past a 9 with super girth”. Campanello said , wow, well, that’s bigger than me, and I’m Italian”. CyberGuard 6 Adams said “oh yes, Danny looks huge – Looking at Doel saying, “you must love your skinny life partner’s massiveness”. Doel, smiling, said “yes, and I love his hours of duration”. Many were laughing uncontrollably. CyberGuard 22 Kyle Shoemaker said “So Mitchy’s size is more than average because he is so small, right? What about Montenegro? Your boyfriend? …“ all the while looking at Mitch, Montenegro responded “ I’m Brazilian, so I am bigger than most guys, and Mitch might be a ‘midget’ but like he says, but he’s got great size for a little guy”. CyberGuard 36 Frank Corral who had been quiet all through the meeting asked Hector Pacheco about his size but Pacheco replied, “well, I’m on probation, so I don’t want to say anything that might get me in trouble, but I am bigger than normal”. Adams then asked CyberGuard 49 Ernest Bocanegra “what about you Ernest? Bocanegra quietly replied “ .. Well, I’m Chilean, and my father is Ecuadorian, so I am bigger than most men” said the former model quietly. Michael Doel blurted out to Ben Hollister “What do you pack Ben? Come on, tell us. A big ‘8’ I would guess?” Hollister blushed. “It’s not important” he said. Danny Duran said, I can look a guy and tell you whether his huge or not, and Ben is way too shy to reveal that he is packing a monster”. Hollister continued blushing and looked embarrassed. CyberGuard 21 De La Torre said “He was not so shy, when the Midget seduced back in June”. Hollister said “ .. I wasn’t ‘seduced’ .. I was just curious. I was in the closet since high school”. CyberGuard Escobedo said “..Well some kind of meeting this is turning out to be.. What a waste of time..”. CyberGuard Director Matthew ‘the lamb’ who had been mostly taking notes said “believe it or not, this is not a waste of time, because if you read the fine print of this social gathering, we are being paid 500 Euro for participating at least 30 minutes, and we have been here over 30 minutes already”. CyberGuard 13 Mando ‘the horse’ asked Edward Campos “..Ed, why do you think this meeting turned into a size of penises..” Campos said “Curiosity, mostly. Most males are curious were they stand when compared to other mates”. CyberGuard Campanello said “what about our CEOs? I read they used be CyberGuards. Does anyone know where they range..?..” Daniel Duran immediately interjected “those guys are huge.. Both Peter and Perry are like big eight’s in my opinion..” CyberGuard Adams said “It figures…. Just like their fat wallets..” .. Campanello asked Mando, “why do they call you ‘the horse’ Mando”.. Mando replied with his heavy accent “..mostly because of my muscular body – and I can kick a soccer ball like wow..” CyberGuard Adams interrupted, “Danny why did do say that both CEOs are ‘probably huge’…? Duran replied, “..I didn’t say ‘probably’ .. I said they ARE huge because I’ve seen them practically naked when I went to dinner with them several times, and afterward we spent the night together later at a small lodge, and I will say it again, both of them got big weenies”.. CyberGuard Caballero said “well, I think doctors Malloy and Medina are huge..”. Mitch Jordan replied immediately “practically everyone working here knows that. Those two doctors have monsters in their pants”. Bocanegra said “But Dr. Malloy is Irish too? And Danny just said all Irish guys are small…” Duran replied, yeah, but Malloy uses his mother’s surname. His father is Ukrainian”. Campos interrupted “look, we are nearing 45 minutes, and have not spoken about anything that is seriously work-related, so I will be calling this meeting as complete and done..”. CyberGuard 39 said “well we must have spent 15 minutes just laughing..”. The meeting broke up after that and many Guards went to lunch. CyberGuard Jordan said “all this talk about ‘weenies’ has made me hungry..”. CyberGuard Ben Hollister was heard saying, “if they upload this on our newspage, people are going to think we’re a bunch of wackos..” (Posted by permission of 4 participating CyberGuards)

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COMMENT SECTION

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2/14/2026: @dan4555 .. “all SHIPLEYS have small penises.. so don’t date any named SHIPLEY if you are looking for big dong..” – Sam733@ .. net

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1/24/2026: It’s true about Irish guys – they all are ‘small’. Especially the guys who have the surname of SHIPLEY. dan4555@…com

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9/3/2025: The psychologist is right the penis size thing… guys are just curious most of the time. – gamble44@…net

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6/29/2025 I

I want a date with that hollister guy. Shit. He is superhot – lalonja388@ … com

6/09/2025: can any of guys come to my house and fix my old desktop? — Julio34@ .. .net

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6/01/2025: Hey Cyber17, damn, you are so hot! Call me! I sent you my number.. —– Don1990andbig@…com

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5/22/2025: Do you cyberguys have a crystal ball or something? – size12foot@ … net

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5/13/2025: I’m interested in how you guys can listen to others on the
Cells phones! – hairyguy@ …net

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4/28/2025: “I like the videos you guys make, nice man, I saw a few on youtube, can you put some here soon?… Theguyonthemoon33@ …. com

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3/21/2025: “that Perry guy looks like he has ears as big as clark gable.. (it happened one night) 1934…- henry690-6@…. …net

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01/29/2024: “I think you guys are all of bunch of freaks. Crazy people. Why don’t you go screw yourselves..” – Maynardthman@ …. .com

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1/17/2025: “Gee, most all you guys are real hot looking.. Think I could get a date with anyone of you?? .. – 28andlooking@ ….io

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12/16/2024: “I like that Worthington guy, shit he’s is hot.. Along with that Jordan and Duran fella’.. .. – nightman35@ … com

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11/02/2024: hey mitch, why do you put up with those assholes that call you a ‘midget’.. I would never put up with that shit.. Homer3354@….com {{REPLY @ JORDAN = thats ok homer, I don’t mind being called a ‘midget’.