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13 – 15 JANUARY 2026 — Posted by CyberGuard 33

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CyberGuards vote 48 to 3 to ban “Coke Zero” after HW science studies

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HW CyberGuards voted to ban all cafeterias from offering ‘Coke Zero’ beginning 20 January 2026. “We did it for 3 reasons: One, our scientists have written a report on ‘Zero Coke’ – to be release on 20 January, that finds Zero Coke to be ‘very unhealthy and addictive’, TWO: Here at our cafeterias – nobody likes it, well, practically no one. And THREE: We found internal documents in the dark web stating that Coke-A-Cola is promoting their evil poisonous Coke Zero and is trying to demote Diet Coke. After those facts became known to us we voted to ban it completely from our cafeterias” said CyberGuard Mitch Jordan. Three CyberGuards voted ‘no’ to the ban – but they can bring their own Zero Coke from their domiciles and quarters to the cafeterias – but they will not be able to purchase one there” said Jordan. Food is not charged for any CyberGuard at any HW cafeteria. It is paid for by HW, but beverages are charged – depending which type of beverage you buy. Jordan said “I bring my own drink, but I can buy a Zero Big Red at any of our cafeterias”. After 20 January, all CyberGuard cafeterias will sell 13 soft drinks sodas (Coke, Diet Coke, Pepsi, 7-Up, Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper, A&W Root Beer, Zero A&W Root Beer, Fanta Orange, Big Red, Zero Big Red, Zero Pepsi and Fresca), along with Organic Lemonades, Tea, Green Tea, Coffee, Milk and Purified Water. Milk is avoided and it is banned at Associates’ cafeterias. “None of our doctors drink any milk” said Jordan. They avoid dairy like a dangerous street”.

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Coke promotes “zero brand’ – wants to

eliminate or demote Diet Coke

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The Coca-Cola bottling company is promoting ‘zero Coke’ over Diet Coke in many countries as Dark Web Specialist Mitch Jordan found in the dark web from snapshots taken from offices and from meetings with open microphones. “Everywhere Coke is offered – they promote their evil Coke Zero” said Jordan. “They demote Diet Coke Or their ‘Light’ brand as in Latin countries, They don’t want you buy Diet Coke”. HW Associates Eli Roman said it was true because Zero Coke is cheaper and easier to make than Diet Coke – or even their Original Flavored Coke. “But Coke will lie through their teeth about those facts – they are just interested in money – certainly not in the evil ingredients found in Zero Coke” said Roman. CyberGuard Daniel Duran said “I remember I went to Mexico – in Tijuana, and when I went to the movies, they only had Zero Coke. Also, when I visited a supermarket a week later – a Coke representative offered me 2 FREE Zero Cokes when he saw buy a 8-pack of Coke Light. It was no coincidence what they were promoting” . HW and WJG avoid Zero Coke, and few cafeterias have it.