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MITCH JORDAN CANCELS ELECTROLYSIS ON HIS CHEST (Story Below)

Woman in El Salvador wants to ‘adopt’ Mitch Jordan (Story Below)

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MARCH 25 – Woman in El Salvador wants to ‘adopt’ Mitch Jordan

A woman who’s name is being withheld, has written CyberGuard 2 Mitch Jordan that she wants to ‘adopt’ him because his parents disowned him 15 years ago. “She’s written to me 20 times saying she ‘knows all about me’ and wants to be my ‘new mother’ said Jordan. Many CyberGuards were laughing at Jordan after he explained ‘his silly story’ to several CyberGuards at the Cyber-Cafeteria. Jordan said that the woman said that he is lying about his 31 years of age and is ‘really about 14 or 15 years old’. In reality, Jordan could easily pass for a 14 or 15-year-old. “She last emailed me on 22 March telling me that ‘in Ireland they don’t know how to raise kids, and that all the big CyberGuards might try to hurt me because I’m just a ‘little boy’ and they are all big men. In another email that Jordan showed Duran she wrote “In Ireland they could try to turn you into little girl because that country hates men, and they will try to convince you that changing you into a girl is better for you since you are gay”. Work colleague Danny Duran told Jordan to “thank her for her offer, but no thanks”. “The woman is probably demented” said Danny. “El Salvador is 3rd world country in which people barely have running water and electricity”.

25 FEB. 2026

CyberGuard 2 Mitch Jordan has decided to cancel his electrolysis appointments to remove his ‘little’ chest hair that began growing last year. “I can take off manually” said the small CyberGuard. “I don’t like to remove any of my body hair off, but I do prefer a smooth chest” Jordan, who is considered ‘hairy’ does not remove his abdomen hair, hair on his legs nor his pubic hair. “I just do a very light trim on those”. Most CyberGuards do not remove their bodily hair according to Jordan.


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